Kate Upton Goes To Italy

Here’s a look at Kate Upton’s photo shoot for Vogue Italy.  She’s in slow motion and she’s smoking.  No, literally smoking a cigarette.  Italy isn’t a big baby about these things.

Found on rantsports.com


  1. mistawag

    November 3, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    That’s so stupid.. Smoking doesn’t make you look cool.. Large breasts do.

  2. Stanmoore11

    November 3, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Let’s See some tits and ass

  3. sterlingblue

    November 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    “Gosh Miss Monroe, I don’t know if you should take all those pills at once.”

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 3, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    This girl is a powerful force of nature… don’t think there’s a “straight” Italian man over there without wood after seeing that??

  5. K Dubya

    November 3, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    That type of look isn’t her thing, bring back the bikinis!

  6. hackcomic

    November 3, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    I cant wait for her first sex tape
    I cant wait for her first stint in rehab
    I cant wait for her first comeback
    she is stacked like pancakes, and I want to eat it….
    She just looks like she will Die young

    • SkoobaDoo

      November 4, 2012 at 10:48 am

      @hackcomic Anna Nicole Smith ca. 1992

  7. Toin Coss

    November 3, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    I too am starting to get an Anna Nicole Smith vibe from Ms. Upton.

    • SkoobaDoo

      November 4, 2012 at 10:48 am

      @Toin Coss Anna Nicole Smith circa 1992

  8. galactictraveler

    November 3, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    I wonder if she can spell Italy ?

    • K Dubya

      November 3, 2012 at 9:13 pm

      @galactictraveler who the fuck cares

      • galactictraveler

        November 4, 2012 at 7:14 am

        @K Dubya I just want to make sure she’s smart enough to make me a sandwich, do some light house work and call for a cab aftre I fuck her! I don’t think that’s unreasonable !

      • galactictraveler

        November 4, 2012 at 7:16 am

        After! What the fuck is aftre ?

  9. LinkSL1

    November 3, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Are we sure someone didn’t hijack a Madonna video from 20 years ago?

  10. RFGvac

    November 4, 2012 at 12:20 am

    I know everyone just looks at her tits, but her face just is not that pretty.  
    And blond hair with black eyebrows always skeeves me a bit.

    • CryBaby1

      November 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

       It’s not the face you fuck, it’s the fuck you face.

    • K Dubya

      November 4, 2012 at 11:52 am

      @RFGvac Yeah she’s ugly, what ever dude, keep hating women

    • FLprodivider66

      November 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm


  11. Pool Keepers Son

    November 4, 2012 at 2:22 am

    The Carl’s jr video is more my taste….

  12. LizSetsFire

    November 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    i need those shoes.

    • K Dubya

      November 4, 2012 at 5:17 pm

      @LizSetsFire A little too GaGa for my tastes

      • DeathProof

        November 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

        @K Dubya  @LizSetsFire Those are hot as fuck!

  13. CraigGrossman

    November 5, 2012 at 9:54 am

    I think im getting a Lil’ sausage link….

  14. DeathProof

    November 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    I love her….She’s gonna be shilling weight loss products on late night TV someday.