Kanas City Chiefs Kill Another Fan

Loren Lickteig, an Air Force veteran and former Grandview councilman, passed away Nov. 14. His obituary, printed in The Kansas City Star, reads as follows:

“Loren G. ‘Sam’ Lickteig passed away on Nov. 14, 2012 of complications from MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs.”

The Chiefs, meanwhile, are 1 and 9. They are free to kill again.

Read more at thedenverchannel.com.


  1. Judge Smails

    November 21, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    By this logic the Buffalo Bills must be legally classified as serial killers.

    • Smoky Mountain Cabin

      November 21, 2012 at 6:22 pm

      @Judge Smails Was he a great big fat person?

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 6:29 pm

      @Judge Smails genocide

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 21, 2012 at 6:29 pm

      @Judge Smails He did make that lady suit out of human skin so yeah

    • ediblegenius

      November 21, 2012 at 6:32 pm

      @Judge Smails Works on two levels! I almost killed myself after that second Pats game

    • Siccerson

      November 21, 2012 at 8:49 pm

      @Judge Smails The bills killed a fan last week…
      “The Buffalo Bills fan who was found dead in a creek near Ralph Wilson Stadium following last week’s game against the Miami Dolphins was ejected from the stadium for “disorderly conduct,” according to team officials.”

    • Beer

      November 22, 2012 at 4:48 am

      @Judge Smails It puts the football in the basket?

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 21, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    At least he doesn’t have to watch them any more, ugh I bought the nfl package on directv and I’m thinking about suing the Chefs, the NFL and directv for consumer fraud

  3. Amsterclam

    November 21, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Romeo Crennell better lawyer up quick. Black man, white corpse… that’s a problem.

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Aww, died of a broken heart…So Sad Boohoo! Try being a Dolphins Fan 🙁

    • mistawag

      November 22, 2012 at 8:02 am

      @FLprodivider66 I’m not a dolphins fan but I can relate being a green bay fan in the 70’s and 80’s.

  5. jayj58kc

    November 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    As a Chief’s fan since 1970, they have forced me to drink enough to kill several livers. What a pile of shit this team is.

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 21, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Kanas? Damn Peppy, put down the Tito’s before using the keyboard…

  7. plastic thoughts

    November 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    What else is there to live for in Kansas City.

    • Clover leaf

      November 22, 2012 at 3:14 am

      @plastic thoughts BBQ and the eternal hope that the Hunt brothers will die in a car fire.

  8. thejerseyjon

    November 21, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    I’m a Jet fan so I die a little bit every year.

  9. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 21, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    If heartbreaking sports teams could kill, the Pittsburgh Pirates would be the AIDS of MLB.

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm

      @Ray in Pittsburgh I would say cancer, at least you can have fun when you catch AIDS

  10. K Dubya

    November 21, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    The Chiefs are one of those teams I always forget about, just like… fuck I forgot…

    • Clover leaf

      November 22, 2012 at 3:22 am

      @K Dubya I wish I could forget this season. and the last one. and the one before that. and the one…you get my point.

  11. Clover leaf

    November 22, 2012 at 3:20 am

    I’m pretty sure he didn’t even have MS. I heard he took one snap for them last year on a windy day and the offensive line fell on him paralyzing half his body.

  12. madtowntom

    November 22, 2012 at 6:09 am

    they shoulda never drafted obama !?.. gotta be his fault

  13. Jerry65

    November 26, 2012 at 8:47 am

    It’s been a long time since the 65 toss power trap