Justin Bieber Comedy Central Roast Spoilers

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Justin Bieber Comedy Central Roast Spoilers

Saturday night was the taping for the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. The roast which will air on Monday, March 30th on Comedy Central featured comedians and other celebrities taking their best shots at Bieber, including master of ceremonies Kevin Hart along with comedians Pete Davidson, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Natasha Leggero and Jeffrey Ross plus, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal and Martha Stewart.

Reports came in via Twitter on who was attacking whom and some of the lines of the night were revealed by people in the audience. There’s plenty of spoilers ahead. So, if you’d rather watch on March 30th on Comedy Central at 10pm et, scroll no further.

People Magazine released their take on the 21 best jokes from the night.  Here’s a few of them.

“Congratulations Hannibal Buress, you are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him.” – Snoop Dogg

“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” – Hannibal Buress

“Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance.” – SNL‘s Pete Davidson

“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris

Before the roast started there was footage of Justin Bieber arriving at his Comedy Central Roast. He’s joined by Workaholics Blake Anderson and Anders Holm and then blessed by Pope Jeff Ross the First. Why would this guy show up for his own roast sporting an 8th graders mustache!?

Roastmaster Kevin Hart opened things up announcing that Justin Bieber was in for a night of comedic verbal discipline.

Martha Stewart dove into her own dark past for material and her age was reportedly a hot topic for the other roasters.

https://twitter.com/JBCrewdotcom/status/576948685877223424

Chris D’Elia was introduced as being from his show “Undateable” and his stand up “Unwatchable”.

https://twitter.com/JBCrewdotcom/status/576942039037833216

Ludacris channeled his own embarrassment into a shot at Bieber.

https://twitter.com/JBCrewdotcom/status/576932524217253888

It sounds like Hannibal Buress didn’t hold anything back including being Bill Cosby’s worst nightmare.

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsJason/status/576961292436549632

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsJason/status/576961676227977218

This line from Snoop Dogg reportedly got moans from the roast audience.

Shaq had plenty of things to be roasted about himself.

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsJason/status/576938629827710976

Looks like Natasha Leggero went the most brutal against the Biebs.

Roastmaster General Jeff Ross got personal with Justin Bieber.

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsJason/status/576949891445862400

https://twitter.com/JBCrewdotcom/status/576949233888145408

Pete Davidson showed with something for everyone including the host.

https://twitter.com/ABCNewsJason/status/576927997237731328

A very special guest from San Diego showed up to roast Justin Bieber.

https://twitter.com/JBCrewdotcom/status/576951368881168384

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Interrobang Staff
Interrobang Staff