Joe Flacco’s Dad Reveals Secret About His Son


AFC Championship - Baltimore Ravens v New England PatriotsThis is what the elder Flacco had to say about Joe to the New York Times:

“Joe is dull,” Steve Flacco said in a telephone interview. “As dull as he is portrayed in the media, he’s that dull. He is dull.”

Well, he’s about to start in the Super Bowl, so get off his back.

Read more at deadspin.com.

 

41 Comments

  1. fitzyMFNcent

    January 28, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Flacco’s got a bitching mustache tho

  2. BigMike2012

    January 28, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    What an asshole.

  3. peon

    January 28, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    Joe’s dad is redundant.

  4. cal5000

    January 28, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Good. I dont need some crazy fucking QB with baby mama drama or loan sharks hanging over his head.
     
    Nice and dull, baby unlike that Tattoo Monkey Caepernick.

  5. stoogemcclassy

    January 28, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    So a Flacoo is an elder Flacco? Is this a gypsy term?

  6. Jeff0015

    January 28, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Yeah, I spoke to someone whos kid played in the same high school league as flacco and he said that his father controlled everything that happened with the team.

    • Smoky Mountain Cabin

      January 28, 2013 at 10:34 pm

      @Jeff0015 Haha, I was just about to post: ‘The elder flacco is also known as the the drunk in the stands at Joe’s high school football games.’ not far off. What a dick

      • HummusMagnate

        January 29, 2013 at 3:29 am

        @Smoky Mountain Cabin at least he went to the games

  7. Somedick

    January 28, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Comment posted on the link. ” I never knew Flacco’s dad was George Bluth Sr.” I lol’d.

  8. Judge Smails

    January 28, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    “Thanks for that quote that you gave the paper.  That was great.  Really great.  Hey listen dad, earlier today I was trying to remember something and for the life of me I couldn’t.  Could you tell me again how many fucking Super Bowls did you play in when you were younger, Mr. Charisma?   Yeah, that’s what I thought.  Why don’t you reign back your excitement a bit and sit quietly while I go lead 53 men in the most important football game ever in front of an audience of about a billion people?  I hope we don’t bore you too much.”

  9. Judge Smails

    January 28, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    “Thanks for that quote that you gave the paper.  That was great.  Really great.  Hey listen dad, earlier today I was trying to remember something and for the life of me I couldn’t.  Could you tell me again how many fucking Super Bowls did you play in when you were younger, Mr. Charisma?   Yeah, that’s what I thought.  Why don’t you rein back your excitement a bit and sit quietly while I go lead 53 men in the most important football game ever in front of an audience of about a billion people?  I hope we don’t bore you too much.”

  10. Foggy_Otis

    January 28, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Screw Flacco, how about some Falco!?

  11. plastic thoughts

    January 28, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    All I know is that win or lose, Ray Lewis will be crying. Go Baltimore!

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      January 29, 2013 at 5:48 am

      @plastic thoughts look at me me me…

  12. FLprodivider66

    January 28, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    Since “dull” is the opposite of “sharp” just what exactly are you saying Dad?? Lol

  13. American First

    January 28, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    Steve explained the birds & the bees to Joe via diorama.

  14. elephant_droid

    January 29, 2013 at 12:43 am

    Jeez, Dad! Quit giving Joe so much flak-o.

  15. Clover leaf

    January 29, 2013 at 12:47 am

    Flacco’s got a lot to compete with. I guess his older brother bought the moon for his dad with all the money he made when he cured the worlds diseases with the unicorn blood he summoned from the alternate universe populated by horny supermodels. So yeah in his dads eyes he’s a fucking bore.

    • HummusMagnate

      January 29, 2013 at 3:27 am

      @Clover leaf its OK to be a bore. I have a feeling ol’ Joe is gonna be just fine

  16. HummusMagnate

    January 29, 2013 at 3:30 am

    He’s got it hard.

  17. Cletus from Brooklyn

    January 29, 2013 at 5:46 am

    Joe should tell his dad, Dull these nuts…

  18. The Real Big Ed

    January 29, 2013 at 6:58 am

    Like father, like Blue Hen.

  19. Dark_Humor

    January 29, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Flacco’s dad is nice,“Joe is dull,”  . My dad drove me to a Fire House in the middle of Nebraska. When we got there he said “your not mine and good luck who ever you are.” I was twenty seven.

  20. OllieInChicago

    January 29, 2013 at 11:05 am

    I want the black circle on my shirt to read ‘crafts’.  Because I’m crafty.

  21. FinkM3

    January 29, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    what a dick

  22. joe8775

    January 29, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    a secret–FEZZY TIME

  23. joe8775

    January 29, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    dull=english cigerette

  24. Roadrash Hicks

    January 29, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    The Twitter producer would be playing the crazy lady on the train audio right now.

  25. Cletus from Brooklyn

    January 29, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Fez is just protecting his team…

    • joe8775

      January 29, 2013 at 12:18 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn
       the tampa bay fukaaqueers

      • Cletus from Brooklyn

        January 29, 2013 at 12:19 pm

        @joe8775 Sexy Fez would not appreciate this…

      • joe8775

        January 29, 2013 at 12:20 pm

        @Cletus from Brooklyn  @joe8775
         or sorry #nohetro

  26. Older Fez

    January 29, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Cut him some slacko

  27. ElectricDave

    January 29, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    That’s ironic……Fezzy’s dad said that exact same thing about him before he died

  28. Cletus from Brooklyn

    January 29, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Pepper is a dull Centaur, he has a job…

  29. HabibHaddad

    January 29, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Damn, I thought he had a real secret.

  30. harlequincy

    January 29, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    I hate the week before Superbowl.

  31. Uberhack

    January 29, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Isn’t everyone dull compared to bat-shit crazy Ray Lewis?

  32. G_SPOT_TORNADO

    January 29, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    is this a reference to what happens to joe when he’s all work and no play? but his work IS play….ahh fuck it.

  33. bmqq316

    January 29, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Rock Me Amadulleus

  34. Sackman

    January 29, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Most Dad’s are pissed when there sons join the Drama club in high school instead of the Football team – NOT Mr. Flacco!