JJ Abrams to Direct the Portal and Half Life Movies!?

In the future, JJ Abrams will be chosen to direct everything. He’s been talking with computer gaming company Valve’s co-founder, Gabe Newell, about working together. They both seem pretty excited to get the ball rolling on a Half Life or Portal film. When asked for an update, Abrams said:

Plans for a Portal or Half-Life movie are “as real as anything in Hollywood ever gets… which is that we are really talking to Valve, we are going to be bringing on a writer, we have a lot of very interesting ideas.”

Does JJ have a strangle hold on every single popular franchise either currently or in the future? He must of made a deal with the nerd devil. Can’t wait to see Yoda jacking off a Vulcan while Gordan Freeman beats them both to death with a crowbar, it’ll be cooler than cool!

Read more at theverge.com.