Jim Gaffigan is Fat and His Kids Know It

Damn Gaffigan do you have enough kids? How about giving the wife time to wear jeans before you knock her up again?


  1. Gordon Bennett!

    April 22, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    groucho: So, you got any kids?
    female contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children.
    groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids?
    female contestant: Well, I love my husband.
    groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

  2. Toin Coss

    April 22, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    Just like most white people when it comes to Catholic Birth Control….He got no Rhythm

  3. Morgan McNasty

    April 22, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    Funny isn’t past by blood.

  4. hackcomic

    April 22, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    JIm goes raw dawg.. many kids

  5. jayj58kc

    April 22, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Book should be titled “Dad’s jizz never misses the mark”

  6. Bigschwiggy

    April 22, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    He’s always on the road touring. Those is Jodie’s Kids!

  7. Moe Green

    April 22, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    She’s already pregnant again.

  8. dirtyleft

    April 22, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    Pullin’ out is for sissies.


    April 22, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    There’s a Catholic motherfucker right there, Hey Jim why don’t you and the mrs. pop-out another half dozen Snow White Children

  10. FLprodivider66

    April 23, 2013 at 12:08 am

    Dude! Keep it in your pants for awhile!?

  11. joe8775

    April 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    really a book of parenting…i thought you were a comedian ugh

  12. Stilltryingregardless

    October 15, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Gaffigan’s Kids + Piscopo’s Kids = cromartie’s kids?