Jesus Was Older Than We Thought


The entire Christian calendar is based on a miscalculation, the Pope has declared, as he claims in a new book that Jesus was born several years earlier than commonly believed. He doesn’t say if we got the death right but it seems like that made Jesus about 38 or so at the time of the crucifixion.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk.

33 Comments

  1. StewartSmithRadio

    November 22, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I think they already figured out Jesus was born in 6 BC, so no big deal. What I want to know is why He choose such a backward time in such a strange land?

    • thejerseyjon

      November 22, 2012 at 8:22 pm

      @StewartSmithRadio how could he be born 6 years before he was born.
      that don’t make no sense.

  2. FLprodivider66

    November 22, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    So this is proof that all those “religious nut-jobs” have been following a LIE haha…don’t believe everything you hear sheeple!!?

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    November 22, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    What was he watching this week “The Da Vinci Code”

  4. brushmonkey

    November 22, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Oh, okay. NOW it’s all coming together…

  5. RonsCigar

    November 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Good, I have a few more years to accomplish more than Jesus.

    • Shaggyballz74

      November 22, 2012 at 7:16 pm

      @RonsCigar don’t worry. you have already accomplished more than Jesus, bu I would like to know his ab workout routine

  6. cal5000

    November 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Fuck you Mayans.

  7. madtowntom

    November 22, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    38 yrs old over 2000 yrs ago wasnt bad, even for a jewish guy. cool

  8. Raybot

    November 22, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    jesus christ!

    • turfgrass64

      November 22, 2012 at 8:35 pm

      @Raybot Hicks?

    • Binary Daoist

      November 23, 2012 at 11:28 am

      @Raybot Son of a bitch!

  9. galactictraveler

    November 22, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Well he did act like an old person. He would stop and talk to anyone about his life. !

  10. Jagger_Lover

    November 22, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Why does this even matter???

  11. Shaggyballz74

    November 22, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    A little more research on how to stop your pedos from ass raping kids and a little less research on birthdays and what farm animals were where

  12. archg2

    November 22, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    …but the Bible says…………..

  13. CryBaby1

    November 22, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    He also said that his last words weren’t “Father forgive them……etc etc”. He actually said “You’re right Mary, I can see the house from up here.” True story. You can look it up at http://www.encyclopediapolska.com

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 22, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    He also wasn’t born Dec 25. What’s the point…

  15. DerekJamesSmith

    November 22, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    When your are pretend you can be any age you want

  16. vegascable

    November 22, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    Mohhamed was even Muslim either.

  17. vegascable

    November 22, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    I heard they determined that Mohammed wasn’t actually Muslim.

  18. K Dubya

    November 22, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    What’s up with the Pope, is he bored or something?

  19. seamus98

    November 22, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    jesus wasn’t a carpenter ,he was a cab driver from Hoboken.

  20. Ziggy Stardust

    November 22, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Holy Shit !!,  that changes everything !!??  No, it doesn’t ………..

  21. AmericanFirst

    November 22, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    This german dude says alot of nutty shit. He was a nazi youth, hates gays & thinks jesus was older… What does this mean?

    • deliciousv

      November 22, 2012 at 9:58 pm

      my mother inlaw was a child in Germany during ww2, she was forced to be a Hitler youth, not always something to hold against somebody. She said it was really just like a gym class, all about physical fitness while singing propaganda songs.

  22. Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D

    November 22, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    It all makes sense now.

  23. Peculier

    November 23, 2012 at 6:57 am

    So does that mean it’s only 2006?

  24. Rorschach7

    November 23, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Jesus didnt exist

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

      @Rorschach7 I saw Jesus at the bodega this morning, of course he exists…

      • mistawag

        November 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

        @Cletus from Brooklyn  @Rorschach7 I saw Jesus drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s and his hair was perfect.

  25. Binary Daoist

    November 23, 2012 at 11:30 am

    holy blood, holy grail

  26. Aria Taint

    November 23, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Jesus Jones?