Jersey Shore to Help Jersey Shore

Do you know how many tanning beds we lost? “Restore the Shore” will air live on November 15th at 11 p.m. EST, and will feature cast members of Jersey Shore with other guests to be announced. Snooki will be selling lap dances until the shore is back to her former glory.



  1. K Dubya

    November 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm

    See, they’re not all bad, just mostly

  2. shrekkalove

    November 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    I’ll have to adjust my TV to reduce the orange glare.

    • Pool Keepers Son

      November 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm

      @shrekkalove my kid played with the color on my tv and it was so orange that all the shows looked like jersey shore

  3. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    The only way I can see them helping is by committing suicide as a group.

  4. HummusMagnate

    November 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    I hope they can take care of THE SITUATION in jersey!!!! OOOO!!!!

  5. rexdart936

    November 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    I was hoping that we would be allowed to hunt the cast of the jersey shore–kinda like the running man. Fee should be $100 a hand grenade, $10 a rifle, $5 a bow, $2 a spear.

  6. Doc Sodom

    November 7, 2012 at 12:28 am

    Please sweet baby jesus… I hope Pauly D will be spinning on the wheel of steel!

  7. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    I’d pay to motorboat Jenny…. I would not however pay to motorboat Chris Christie.