Jerry Jones Misses the Cowboys Glory Hole Days


Jerry Jones and Cowboys have won and lost. They’ve done both with dignity, but Jerry is nostalgic for the times when some of the Cowboys put their penises in holes in a mens room stall to be sucked on by anonymous strangers.

Found on buzzfeed.com.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFBwD3BsYZQ&feature=player_embedded]

42 Comments

  1. FakePepperhicks

    July 30, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Glory Hole Days?! what a homo

  2. AssWhack!

    July 30, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Isolate that.

  3. zel

    July 30, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Well, He IS a Cowboys fan. Whaddaya expect?

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    July 30, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I’m with Jimmy, who can so no the glory hole days and through in a tossed salad for us but we are gonna ship any lemon parties you have, sorry

  5. Pool Keepers Son

    July 30, 2012 at 9:53 am

    I’m with Jimmy, who can so no to the glory hole days and through in a tossed salad for us but we are gonna skip any lemon parties you have, sorry

  6. DeathProof

    July 30, 2012 at 10:03 am

    “Glory hole days! Well, they’ll pass you by! Glory hole days in the wink of a young dude’s eye!”

  7. K Dubya

    July 30, 2012 at 10:38 am

    he is a dick and that is hysterical

  8. jerkstoresean

    July 30, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Holy shit!! How’d he say all of that without moving his mouth!?

    • elephant_droid

      July 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

       @jerkstoresean I know. Too bad it wasn’t available in 1080p

  9. Scrotum Phillips

    July 30, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Maybe he could teach Fez a thing or two about a thing or two.

  10. Pool Keepers Son

    July 30, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I’m with Jimmy, who can so no to the glory hole days and throw in a tossed salad for us but we are gonna skip any lemon parties you have, sorry

  11. Christopher Brooklyn

    July 30, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Does the hole lead to the visting team locker room or the cheerleaders….I am very confused..and so are some of the players

  12. Christopher Brooklyn

    July 30, 2012 at 11:12 am

    That is too funny…Jerry jones is a boob

  13. TonySolo

    July 30, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Wow Those bathrooms at The New Cowboys Stadium sound more like bath-houses

  14. Fez Whatley

    July 30, 2012 at 11:12 am

    This is the first time I’ve cheered for the Cowboys!

    • TonySolo

      July 30, 2012 at 11:14 am

       @Fez Whatley Broke Back Fezzy

      • FakePepperhicks

        July 30, 2012 at 11:22 am

         @TonySolo  @Fez Whatley
         ha ha ha, cough cough hack hack

  15. Christopher Brooklyn

    July 30, 2012 at 11:13 am

    like the songs says..”All my cock suckin was in texas”

  16. Sean77

    July 30, 2012 at 11:13 am

    I guess Fezzie is a Cowboy fan now

  17. TonySolo

    July 30, 2012 at 11:14 am

    So does Jerry Jones want to suck Bruce Springsteens dick?

  18. archg2

    July 30, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Fez could find an opening there.

  19. Cletus from Brooklyn

    July 30, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Jerry takes it dark & salty…

  20. DeathProof

    July 30, 2012 at 11:16 am

    ‘Beers, steers & queers…cowboys!” -Revolting Cocks

    • DeathProof

      July 30, 2012 at 11:17 am

  21. TBVickroy

    July 30, 2012 at 11:18 am

    That Bruce Springsteen song Glory Hole Days gets my foot a tappin’ every time!

    • bmqq316

      July 30, 2012 at 3:47 pm

       @TBVickroy I should have put my comment under yours!

  22. OllieInChicago

    July 30, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Leon Lett was going to the glory hole.  He came too early.

  23. Steve_in_Tampa

    July 30, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Born in Cleveland, live in Tampa.  Bucs and Browns are the only 2 teams I’ve ever cheered for.  I wish I had a distant cousin in New England so I could pick a winner, it must be an amazing feeling.

    • AaronInDunedin

      July 30, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Freeman has slimmed down…this is the Bucs year! (I say that every year about the bucs and ‘noles and  end up seriously disappointed) @Steve_in_Tampa

      • Steve_in_Tampa

        July 30, 2012 at 11:25 am

         @AaronInDunedinI was in Tally from 96-2000, and we played for the Title four of those 5 years.  I was talking NFL, besides 2002, I’ve never had a team in the Super Bowl.
         

  24. ecupirate

    July 30, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Blowing Leon Lett caused him to fumble in the superbowl

  25. ecupirate

    July 30, 2012 at 11:20 am

    I guess Fez is a  Cow “BOY” fan

  26. JohnnyWest

    July 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Fortunately, Fez’s “Gloryhole days” are still very much ahead of him

  27. hackcomic

    July 30, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Haa….

  28. cal5000

    July 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Awkward as fuck

  29. bmqq316

    July 30, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Glory holes, they’ll pass you by…Glory holes…in the wink of a young twinks eye…Glory holes

    • galactictraveler

      July 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

      @bmqq316 nothing better than a good parody!

  30. AnthonyLoman

    July 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Could be an exciting  new coaching strategy to motivate his shitty pussy football team.. Choke and get owned by the Giants AGAIN and you all blow me through a wall. 

  31. galactictraveler

    July 30, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    Have you ever heard an intelligent quote from any of these morons?

  32. sumwhatdim

    July 30, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    his Cowboy hat closely resembles Agarn’s

  33. Phild2400

    July 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Glory days, glory days, glory days…. You senile old bastard 

  34. The Real Big Ed

    July 30, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Every day is Gloryhole Day if you’re a Cowboy fan.