Jerramy Stevens Arrested After Altercation with Fiancee Hope Solo

Police in Kirkland, Wash., say former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens appeared in court Tuesday after being arrested hours earlier on suspicion of domestic violence assault of his fiancee—U.S. women’s national soccer team goalkeeper Hope Solo. says a Kirkland Municipal Court judge released Stevens saying there was no evidence connecting Stevens to any assault.



  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 13, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I declare today- Smack-A-Bitch Tuesday!

  2. sterlingblue

    November 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    She is a goalkeeper. She can take a shot to the head.

    • sterlingblue

      November 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm

      Unlike JFK.

  3. Mother Shucker

    November 13, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    No Jerramy, when I said “I’d hit it’ I meant….

  4. RonsCigar

    November 14, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Hope Solo looks like a filled out Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter.

  5. Johnesteele

    November 14, 2012 at 12:16 am

    Go on his Wiki and check out his RAP sheet. (which includes rape and many assaults) Bitches be stupid n shit

  6. smelldarock

    November 14, 2012 at 12:19 am

    seemed a harmless, little fuck….

  7. Nice Guy Eddie

    November 14, 2012 at 5:35 am

    This is almost as bad as when he cost Seattle the Super Bowl.

  8. galactictraveler

    November 14, 2012 at 6:23 am

    I don’t see any Hope in this relationship !

    • Gunner

      November 14, 2012 at 6:31 am

      @galactictraveler K. I see her breaking it off and remaining Solo.

      • galactictraveler

        November 14, 2012 at 8:58 am

        @Gunner they should break up and make it even Stevens.

  9. Shaggyballz74

    November 14, 2012 at 6:55 am

    another case of a man hitting Solo and no evidence of it.
    Either this chick is made of steel or she is as  crazy as she seems

  10. FLprodivider66

    November 14, 2012 at 6:58 am

    I’d “Hit ” that…hehe!

  11. jerkstoresean

    November 14, 2012 at 7:39 am

    Probably fighting over which sport is the REAL football

  12. Johnny Dickshot

    November 14, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Hey I wanted to marry Hope Solo, but Jerramy Stevens beat me to the punch.  She’s decent looking from afar, but if you see the Bill Murray craterface in a close-up, you’ll understand how she got into this predicament.

    • FLprodivider66

      November 14, 2012 at 9:35 am

      @Johnny Dickshot…”beat me to the punch” haha…

  13. madtowntom

    November 14, 2012 at 8:27 am

    suppose he just found out she is a bi sexual, demanding cunt, her skin makes henry james olmos look like cheryl tiegs.

    • gavin_b

      November 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm

      @madtowntom Who’s Henry James Olmos? Did he write Turn Of The Screw?

  14. Beer

    November 14, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Phew!…I misread the headlines and thought someone was bullying han solo.he has hibernation sickness…contribute if you can afford to

  15. Guilty Bystander

    November 14, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Rough up our goalie and you’ll answer to Abby Wambach, Mr. NFL tough guy.

    • FLprodivider66

      November 14, 2012 at 9:42 am

      @Guilty Bystander…”Don’t – Get – The – Wombat – ANGRY!!!” 😮

  16. Rorschach7

    November 14, 2012 at 9:53 am

    That Hope Solo is a very good looking woman. I think this was just some rough sex gone wrong.

  17. TBVickroy

    November 14, 2012 at 10:03 am

    In Jerramy’s defense, she staked the dishwasher backwards. Again.

  18. eddietirebiter

    November 14, 2012 at 10:12 am

    If you refuse to give some attention to steriotypes you could become one.

  19. eddietirebiter

    November 14, 2012 at 10:14 am

    If you refuse to give some attention to stereotypes you could become one.

  20. Ziggy Stardust

    November 14, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Hoo-Ooh !! Jerramy spoke in–court- today !!!

  21. PorkRoll

    November 14, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Hope she goes solo…

  22. bmqq316

    November 14, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Stevens shouldn’t fuck with Han’s sister…his best friend is a Wookie.

  23. plastic thoughts

    November 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Sounds like U.S. soccer’s dream of a “super goalie” has become a bit tenuous.(All jokes aside, this guy sounds like a problem from everything I’ve read. Solo is no angel either.)

  24. OllieInChicago

    November 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Vince Vaughn banged her.  I’m sure Mr. Stevens doesn’t appreciate having to watch Couples Retreat…again… while Ms. Solo sucks on her fingers.

    • harlequincy

      November 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

      @OllieInChicago depends on where those fingers were.

      • OllieInChicago

        November 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm

        @harlequincy Mr. Stevens was always confused as to why Ms. Solo would make him wear a wife-beater and call her a beautiful baby.

  25. sidwasout

    November 14, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Too…many…soccer…jokes.  Must…resist…temptation.
    The bitch on the pitch!
    Ball in the box!
    Hand ball!
    Rhymes with punt!
    Ball in play!
    Clear (not her skin)!
    Bicycle kick! (what?)

  26. SkippyInNiagaraFalls

    November 14, 2012 at 11:59 am

    HELP ME!

  27. mrmjohn

    November 14, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Who’s dad is spinning faster in his grave – Hope’s or Fezzies?

  28. John in va

    November 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Hope still very sexy in my book…

  29. Scott_Chandwater

    November 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    nice tit

  30. Ziggy Stardust

    November 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    He probably had to tell her twice !!

  31. LNozowitz

    November 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Why is this news? He’s black. Aren’t they all women beaters?

  32. Pepper Roadrash Hanson

    November 14, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    She’s not she just doesn’t listen I guess.

  33. Pepper Roadrash Hanson

    November 14, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    She’s so hot, she just doesn’t listen I guess.

  34. ray57

    November 15, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    love the classic incorrectly spelled black first name. just spell it like it sounds right?

  35. Johnny Dickshot

    November 15, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    Hopie and Dopie