Jennifer Love Hewitt is Knocked Up

wn_jennifer_love_hewitt_brian_hallisay_ll_130604_wblogAn online petition is being started asking her to protect her breasts and not go full term.



  1. edrooney

    June 4, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    I just shed a tear and sang “this will be the day that I die   This will be the day that I die”   She wrote the book of Love for this man.

    • HIMcDunnough

      June 4, 2013 at 10:08 pm

      edrooney bye bye miss american hair pie

  2. TheDonCarpenter

    June 4, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    There goes any chance of her body ever fully rebounding.

  3. Stoops

    June 4, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    I haven’t heard her name in years.

    • Mister Obvious

      June 5, 2013 at 3:13 am

      Stoops You should get a TV

      • Stoops

        June 5, 2013 at 8:37 am

        @Mister Obvious Stoops Got 8 of them but my wife doesn’t make me watch her shows.

  4. Scott From Jersey

    June 4, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    who would stop fucking those tits long enough for that to happen.

  5. Moe Green

    June 4, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    More like Jennifer Love Stretchmarks

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    June 4, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    Very sexy in Heartbreakers…

  7. FLprodivider66

    June 4, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    Shhhhh…her guy doesn’t know he’ll be raising my child… 😮

  8. Badger1225

    June 5, 2013 at 12:23 am

    I’m just thinking of how big her breasts will be when she’s ready to nurse.  Milk.  It does the body good!

  9. cal5000

    June 5, 2013 at 2:51 am

    That broad is pushing 40, let it go losers.

    • elephant_droid

      June 5, 2013 at 3:34 am

      So? Goldie Hawn is pushing 70 and I’m still jacking it.

  10. MichaelSalter

    June 5, 2013 at 7:32 am

    for the first time in history a fetus has been heard yeliing “I am the luckiest s.o.b. on earth. I get to come outta THERE and eat THERE ?? WINNING!!

  11. queenelisabeth

    June 5, 2013 at 11:59 am

    She is so sexy but I always get a ‘crazy pussy’ vibe off her.

  12. OP4

    June 5, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Who is the selfish bastard that left it in?

  13. Gtothedalf

    June 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    First Angelina now Jennifer…….shit someone needs to guard Kate Upton or there will be nothing left!

    • HIMcDunnough

      June 5, 2013 at 3:41 pm

      already on the job.  armed with binos and a rag.  stationed in the tree across the street from her house.