Jeb Bush Finally Released His Guacamole Recipe

It’s Jeb Bush Guacamole time. Whoa, look out young people! Do you like to party? What about a Grand Old Party!? Because Jeb Bush – next future president of the world – wants you to go to partysville, USA (population YOU) with his totally extreme guacamole. The recipe is simple and totally relatable for youths, latinos, and youthful latinos! And there’s nothing conservative about these portions, as Jeb’s Guac is sure to make you more than popular than Bernie Sanders at an open forum in Madison, Wisconsin. So grab you “Amolcajete” now and get some Bush in your Guac!

Avocados “Make sure they’re not too ripe, but they gotta be ripe enough.”

Cilantro

Onions

Jalapeño “rather than chile serrano”

Garlic “not too much”

Notes:

No lemon and no tomatoes.

And don’t go making this in a bowl. “You gotta use a molcajete,”

Well…you can make it in a bowl. Go ahead. Use a bowl. What is this guy in the molcajete biz? Not everyone has a molcajete lying around.

Read more at jezebel.com via npr.

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