It’s a Very Costco Thanksgiving

As most mega stores already preparing for the Christmas season, it can sometimes seem like Thanksgiving is completely forgotten from the commercial market. Well not for customers at Costo, as the super franchise is now offering the “Fully Cooked! Complete Turkey Dinner” kit for only $80. It’s all there in a pre-packaged box that has anything you could imagine:

  • Fully cooked turkey – min 14 lbs.
  • Fully cooked cornbread stuffing – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked green beans – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked sweet potatoes – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked garlic mashed potatoes – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked turkey gravy – 1.5 bs.
  • Cranberry Sauce 1 lb.
  • Apple Cobbler 3 lbs.
  • Total minimum net weight: 31.5 lbs.

Take it from SuperDave…You want happiness?  Get away from the Box.  Then again, you could do a lot worse.




  1. K Dubya

    November 20, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    I like anything where the portions are listed in pounds

  2. The Condor

    November 20, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Yeah..but who’s going to open it for me?

    • turfgrass64

      November 20, 2012 at 11:36 pm

      @The Condor You so lazy!

  3. Jerry65

    November 20, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Do we just eat the box?

  4. SpeedKills

    November 20, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Fez could use this as a way to try to lure runaways to his apartment on Thurs.
    First they get the Turkey, then they get a Stuffin. Probably not though.

  5. FLprodivider66

    November 20, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Pretty sure I can prepare all that for about $40, but it might be worth the extra $40 not to have to deal with it? :

  6. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    “What’s in the box”!?!?

    • SpeedKills

      November 20, 2012 at 8:30 pm

      @harlequincy Its all freeze dried, just add 35 gallons of water, microwave and boom, Thanksgiving Dinner!

  7. Pool Keepers Son

    November 20, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    That’s a lot of poop

    • turfgrass64

      November 20, 2012 at 11:15 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son Diarrhea the right way!

  8. ediblegenius

    November 20, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Fully cooked is nice, I find for my family thanksgiving that its better to be fully baked

  9. Shaggyballz74

    November 20, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    where’s the donkey sauce?

  10. Fufurfmly

    November 20, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    The box has more flavor than the ingredients.

  11. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    The best part is the walk of shame to the car because Costco doesn’t supply shopping bags

    • Nice Guy Eddie

      November 21, 2012 at 5:45 am

      @jerkstoresean haha, true story.

  12. vegascable

    November 20, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Went to Costco Saturday went to Costco today today was nicer but no fights in parking lot like Saturday

  13. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 20, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Sorry to sound like hillbilly cousin, but are there costcos in new York city, or do you have to go to the suburbs?

    • DeathProof

      November 21, 2012 at 9:04 am

      @Ray in Pittsburgh Cousin Eddie?! Shitter’s full!

  14. shrekkalove

    November 20, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Why buy it when you can just sample it?!  I’ve never left Costco hungry.

  15. HummusMagnate

    November 20, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    I’m not against it.

  16. Moavmini

    November 20, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    This is the meal Fez made last Thanksgiving (Big Fat Liar).

  17. Recyclerz

    November 21, 2012 at 12:04 am

    I don’t know about this but their rotisserie chickens are delicious and are only 5 bucks. Most of their food products are pretty good quality.

  18. thejerseyjon

    November 21, 2012 at 1:53 am

    Erock single serving size

  19. firephoto

    November 21, 2012 at 8:21 am

    Don’t forget it’s frozen like a brick, i remember my sister in law thought it was a great idea to get a premade thanksgiving dinner but thought it would be all hot and ready when they picked it up from the store thanksgiving morning, imagine their surprise when they got there and realize it was like a block of cement. As you can imagine dinner was a little late that year !!

  20. galactictraveler

    November 21, 2012 at 10:04 am

    That’s very COSTco effective !

  21. Aria Taint

    November 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

    That’s so ratchet

  22. BadNewsJeff

    November 21, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Everything I’ve ever read about Costco seems like it’s a great company.  The anti-Walmart.

  23. Ziggy Stardust

    November 21, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Enjoy you lazy fat fucks, it’s probably made in China.

  24. EBone1

    November 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    The Costco roasted chickens are always delicious, so I’m sold.