It’s a Very Costco Thanksgiving


As most mega stores already preparing for the Christmas season, it can sometimes seem like Thanksgiving is completely forgotten from the commercial market. Well not for customers at Costo, as the super franchise is now offering the “Fully Cooked! Complete Turkey Dinner” kit for only $80. It’s all there in a pre-packaged box that has anything you could imagine:

  • Fully cooked turkey – min 14 lbs.
  • Fully cooked cornbread stuffing – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked green beans – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked sweet potatoes – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked garlic mashed potatoes – 3 lbs.
  • Fully cooked turkey gravy – 1.5 bs.
  • Cranberry Sauce 1 lb.
  • Apple Cobbler 3 lbs.
  • Total minimum net weight: 31.5 lbs.

Take it from SuperDave…You want happiness?  Get away from the Box.  Then again, you could do a lot worse.

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25 comments
EBone1
EBone1

The Costco roasted chickens are always delicious, so I'm sold. 

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Enjoy you lazy fat fucks, it's probably made in China. 

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

Everything I've ever read about Costco seems like it's a great company.  The anti-Walmart.

firephoto
firephoto

Don't forget it's frozen like a brick, i remember my sister in law thought it was a great idea to get a premade thanksgiving dinner but thought it would be all hot and ready when they picked it up from the store thanksgiving morning, imagine their surprise when they got there and realize it was like a block of cement. As you can imagine dinner was a little late that year !!

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

I don't know about this but their rotisserie chickens are delicious and are only 5 bucks. Most of their food products are pretty good quality.

Moavmini
Moavmini

This is the meal Fez made last Thanksgiving (Big Fat Liar).

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

Why buy it when you can just sample it?!  I've never left Costco hungry.

Ray in Pittsburgh
Ray in Pittsburgh

Sorry to sound like hillbilly cousin, but are there costcos in new York city, or do you have to go to the suburbs?

vegascable
vegascable

Went to Costco Saturday went to Costco today today was nicer but no fights in parking lot like Saturday

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

The best part is the walk of shame to the car because Costco doesn't supply shopping bags

Fufurfmly
Fufurfmly

The box has more flavor than the ingredients.

ediblegenius
ediblegenius

Fully cooked is nice, I find for my family thanksgiving that its better to be fully baked

FLpro
FLpro

Pretty sure I can prepare all that for about $40, but it might be worth the extra $40 not to have to deal with it? :\

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

Fez could use this as a way to try to lure runaways to his apartment on Thurs.

First they get the Turkey, then they get a Stuffin. Probably not though.

Jerry65
Jerry65

Do we just eat the box?

The Condor
The Condor

Yeah..but who's going to open it for me?