Is This the Sexiest Bikini Ever!?


No, Not even close. This may be the worse bikini ever. This is someone named Adrienne Bailon and for some reason she is wearing a bathing suit rejected by Judy Jetson. She also borrowed her sunglasses from the Ghostbusters secretary, so it’s not a total loss.

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44 Comments

  1. LizSetsFire

    April 30, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    girls who wear heels to the beach should be beaten to death with them.

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      April 30, 2012 at 8:54 pm

      @LizSetsFire LoL

    • tommy o

      April 30, 2012 at 10:30 pm

       @LizSetsFire seriously, how does that even work.  look at the second picture, the heals aren’t even going into the sand.   IT’s freaking crazy.     There’s some kind of voodoo shit going on and i don’t like it.  

  2. BarFly

    April 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    That bikini would give you the worst tan line ever.
     

  3. elephant_droid

    April 30, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    The back of the bottoms isn’t awful….but not enough to save it.

  4. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Guaranteed camel toe

  5. archg2

    April 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Bat-Girl goes to the beach… would be sexy if the body was sexy, doesn’t cut my mustard.

  6. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Kite rapes girl

  7. shrekkalove

    April 30, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    This is perfect church-to-beach wear

  8. mstrn8

    April 30, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    You guys are mean. That suit was designed to correct her arched spine.

  9. blumanta

    April 30, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    hmmm what smells like hot garbage…Oh its that hoo-ah

  10. BenFromIowa

    April 30, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    What? No. 

  11. Turbo_Squirbo

    April 30, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Sure it’s an attention getter, but if she looked in the mirror before going outside in that ridiculous thing, then she’s delusional.

  12. BenFromIowa

    April 30, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    What? No. Why is she wearing a Mitsubishi logo?

  13. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    April 30, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Janine Melnitz is a saint.

  14. FunkinWesley

    April 30, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    And for all us non-gays, how bout that rack and fart box?!!?

  15. BlueHeelerKY

    April 30, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    That’s not a camel toe, it’s the whole fucking camel!

  16. schaller

    April 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    NO
     

  17. Narc Zito

    April 30, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    How much did she get paid to do that photo shoot?  Not nearly as much as it cost her in reputation currency.

  18. MerrimackDave

    April 30, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    No

  19. Cletus from Brooklyn

    April 30, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    On Fez maybe…

  20. shortbusdriver

    April 30, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Was this designed by the girl who designed Seinfeld’s pirate shirt?

  21. schaller

    April 30, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    NO

  22. Broxstar

    April 30, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I wish Penn Jillette would rape her

  23. shrekkalove

    April 30, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Too bad she forgot her mid-thigh sports socks and tennies.

  24. TyWanon

    April 30, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Worst Tanlines Ever

  25. FLprodriver66

    May 1, 2012 at 12:23 am

    Doesn’t matter how bad that bikini looks because if I was there with her on vacation, we’d never leave the hotel room

  26. Purpleguy

    May 1, 2012 at 3:16 am

    P. R. Nightmare (callback)

  27. meddoc21

    May 1, 2012 at 8:47 am

    imagine explaining those crazy tan lines

  28. Pool Keepers Son

    May 1, 2012 at 9:36 am

    “turn around and bend over and I will tell you what I think of your outfit”……haha my wife stopped asking me that question years ago because the answer is always the same

  29. Riverguy

    May 1, 2012 at 9:49 am

    High heels on the beach always classy (said sarcastically).  In this case I guess that’s the least of her worries.

  30. Ray in Pittsburgh

    May 1, 2012 at 9:58 am

    What the Borgs wear on holiday

  31. WilliamFBaldwin

    May 1, 2012 at 11:03 am

    Didn’t you guys give that lady money when you first moved to New York.

  32. bmqq316

    May 1, 2012 at 11:10 am

    The advertising slogan on this thing should be, “When You Really Wanna See Moose Knuckle”.  

  33. dpiller21

    May 1, 2012 at 11:20 am

    she just needs a black sleep apnea mask and she’d look like a villian from some crappy batman movie.

  34. SpaceAnimal

    May 1, 2012 at 11:37 am

    she could be on a joker card

  35. Burley

    May 1, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    that is fucking ugly fez would not be caught dead in that

  36. Kyle

    May 1, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I am pretty sure the designer of that bikini was a Darth Vader fan.

  37. SteveAsher

    May 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    That isn’t new, Borat wore it in flo green…

  38. Narc Zito

    May 1, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Monokini?  Did she get it from Zito?

  39. Toin Coss

    May 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    I don’t want to look, but I must!?

  40. Shinemonkey

    May 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Its to distract from the huge moose knuckle she sports

  41. Wayne M

    May 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    The dress part needs to go then it would be perfect.

  42. Hammer71

    May 2, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Is that Ace Frehley?