Is There Life on Mars? No Seriously.


It’s the news that every sci-fi nerd longs to hear—extraterrestrial life has been discovered. It may not guarantee spaceships, transporters or adventures in a galaxy far, far away, but confirmation that there’s some kind of life out there makes it all appear possible. And now, it seems, we may stand on the precipice of that great discovery.

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30 Comments

  1. K Dubya

    November 20, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    I sure hope it’s some three tittied martians like in Total Recall

  2. RonsCigar

    November 20, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Mars David Bowie has a song “Is there life on Earth?”

  3. richelkinsjr

    November 21, 2012 at 12:52 am

    As long as its nothing like that shit Ice Cube flick

  4. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 2:35 am

    When did Sam find time between his 4 or 5 radio shows to go to Mars? Kid’s unstoppable!

  5. D. Knepp

    November 21, 2012 at 5:42 am

    Whatever it is, it’s far more sexually active than Fez.

    • Drippy Granny

      November 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

      @D. Knepp Dirt it’s far more sexually active them Fez

  6. Judge Smails

    November 21, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Infrared spectrography reveals that its just a girl with mousy hair.

  7. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 6:33 am

    Think they found Martian turds! 😮

  8. Beer

    November 21, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Did they find skippy?

  9. Toin Coss

    November 21, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I’m still of the be careful what you wish for faction…..If extraterrestrial life ever shows up here first, we are in for a world of hurt!?

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 8:42 am

      @Toin Coss as long as we have Will Smith we will be OK

      • jerkaruso

        November 21, 2012 at 12:35 pm

        @K Dubya  @Toin Coss He can’t do it without DAVID MY SON DAVID

      • Toin Coss

        November 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

        @K Dubya
         Then you better hope they attack in July because that is the month all previous Will Smith Blockbusters are released….Men in Black Independence Day Wild West etc.

      • K Dubya

        November 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm

        @Toin Coss Truth bomb

    • Somedick

      November 21, 2012 at 9:44 am

      @Toin Coss that civilization would have to be type 3. Which means they’d have no use for visiting us because they can bend space and time.

      • Toin Coss

        November 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

        @Somedick  @Toin
         Didn’t you ever hear about the book…To Serve Man….Spoiler Alert….It’s an Alien Cook Book!

  10. Jerry65

    November 21, 2012 at 11:10 am

    If there is life found anywhere in this universe besides earth…kill it and kill it fast!!

  11. bmqq316

    November 21, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Scientist said the only drawback was it didn’t look like a good place to raise your kids.

    • HummusMagnate

      November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

      @bmqq316 …and very cold

  12. cal5000

    November 21, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Some Martian stole my bike.

    • Drippy Granny

      November 21, 2012 at 12:56 pm

      @cal5000 Now lets not speciest. Are you sure it wasn’t a black guy or maybe a Mexican?

  13. Scott_Chandwater

    November 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

    unleash that shit down here, and earth will look like mars before you know it. fuckin neighbors!?

  14. TBVickroy

    November 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I bet they found Uranium Pu-36.

  15. Stilltryingregardless

    November 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    there’s an alien invander on my house!

  16. Ziggy Stardust

    November 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    ” Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it’s cold as hell”

  17. dpiller21

    November 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    I like that nerds from that site troll a guy named Goldilocks.

    • dpiller21

      November 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

      and im not making fun of nerds, I am one that trolled goldilocks.

  18. CryBaby1

    November 21, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Are there gay Martians?

    • Kevin in SC

      November 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

      @CryBaby1
       Yes and they are terrible on the radio too

  19. Kevin in SC

    November 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    It wasnt exactly life on Mars…it was a dead cat clutching a cookie