Is That a Meth Lab in Your Pants or Are You Just Glad to See Me!?

The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop. The man is perfectly fine except he is having trouble sleeping and his cock keeps grinding his balls.



  1. Dee Dee Ramone

    April 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Nothin’ in there except my Crank.

  2. JfromHuntington

    April 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Nope. Just this banana.

  3. elitemrp

    April 29, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    He named his dick Heisenberg.

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    April 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    this just reminds me to back and watch all the old break bad series 1,2,3

  5. Ojisan

    April 29, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    When they aren’t tazing old people and beating the shit out of little kids cops must really get to see some funny shit.


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  7. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    April 29, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Captain Cook blew off his own hook

  8. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    April 29, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Too bad.  He worked all day and night on that portable meth lab, for 5 days straight!

  9. fitzyMFNcent

    April 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    this is the kind of ingenuity Neil Degrasse Tyson was talking about on RBI. Making things smaller and improving technology.Bravo Oklahoma Meth Cook, BRAVO!!

  10. TwizzlesMcNasty

    April 29, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    I’m shocked it isn’t tennessee.

    • elephant_droid

      April 30, 2012 at 12:10 am

       @TwizzlesMcNasty And not bizarre enough to be Florida

  11. blumanta

    April 29, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    His sister was the HEAD lab tech in his pants.Incest Lab Inc.

  12. TyWanon

    April 29, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Lil ole Meth Lab…..Big Deal…I got an entire Sausage Factory in my Pants

    • TyWanon

      April 29, 2012 at 11:26 pm

      to Clarify…I’m an Exporter, Not an Importer

  13. shrekkalove

    April 29, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Hope it didn’t have chili powder in it. That stuff burns.

  14. Ubergod

    April 30, 2012 at 12:19 am

     Practice safe meth.

  15. elephant_droid

    April 30, 2012 at 12:32 am

    I fell down getting meth all over the very pants I was returning.

  16. elephant_droid

    April 30, 2012 at 12:33 am

    He calls his penis Winter’s Bone.

  17. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Breaking Nad

  18. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Smoke pants?

  19. James

    April 30, 2012 at 10:02 am

    You got the daily drug story out of the way. What is today’s gay story?

  20. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Thats going to keep those crabs working till all hours.

  21. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Nothing like Johnny Law to ruin a nice run.

  22. bmqq316

    April 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    I heard you used to have a giant fat cock…now it’s pencil thin…and won’t quit twitching.

  23. John in va

    April 30, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    this looks like chinese rice over 2 days old than meth…

  24. suttonfest

    April 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    That’s fucking right people, we have a quarterback that can hit clay pidgeons with a football and a guy that can make meth in his pants.  COME ON DOWN!

  25. Hendoo

    April 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    This guy took the line of “there is a party in my pants” to the next level.

  26. suttonfest

    April 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    One line of pants meth and you’ll be up for days.

  27. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    “Going on the green light Daddy-O”.