Is That a Meth Lab in Your Pants or Are You Just Glad to See Me!?


The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop. The man is perfectly fine except he is having trouble sleeping and his cock keeps grinding his balls.

Read more at stlouis.cbslocal.com.

29 Comments

  1. Dee Dee Ramone

    April 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Nothin’ in there except my Crank.

  2. JfromHuntington

    April 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Nope. Just this banana.

  3. elitemrp

    April 29, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    He named his dick Heisenberg.

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    April 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    this just reminds me to back and watch all the old break bad series 1,2,3

  5. Ojisan

    April 29, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    When they aren’t tazing old people and beating the shit out of little kids cops must really get to see some funny shit.

  6. MIKETHETRUCKER

    April 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    ha…..meth

  7. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    April 29, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Captain Cook blew off his own hook

  8. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    April 29, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Too bad.  He worked all day and night on that portable meth lab, for 5 days straight!

  9. fitzyMFNcent

    April 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    this is the kind of ingenuity Neil Degrasse Tyson was talking about on RBI. Making things smaller and improving technology.Bravo Oklahoma Meth Cook, BRAVO!!

  10. TwizzlesMcNasty

    April 29, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    I’m shocked it isn’t tennessee.

    • elephant_droid

      April 30, 2012 at 12:10 am

       @TwizzlesMcNasty And not bizarre enough to be Florida

  11. blumanta

    April 29, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    His sister was the HEAD lab tech in his pants.Incest Lab Inc.

  12. TyWanon

    April 29, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Lil ole Meth Lab…..Big Deal…I got an entire Sausage Factory in my Pants

    • TyWanon

      April 29, 2012 at 11:26 pm

      to Clarify…I’m an Exporter, Not an Importer

  13. shrekkalove

    April 29, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Hope it didn’t have chili powder in it. That stuff burns.

  14. Ubergod

    April 30, 2012 at 12:19 am

     Practice safe meth.

  15. elephant_droid

    April 30, 2012 at 12:32 am

    I fell down getting meth all over the very pants I was returning.

  16. elephant_droid

    April 30, 2012 at 12:33 am

    He calls his penis Winter’s Bone.

  17. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Breaking Nad

  18. jerkstoresean

    April 30, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Smoke pants?

  19. James

    April 30, 2012 at 10:02 am

    You got the daily drug story out of the way. What is today’s gay story?

  20. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Thats going to keep those crabs working till all hours.

  21. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Nothing like Johnny Law to ruin a nice run.

  22. bmqq316

    April 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    I heard you used to have a giant fat cock…now it’s pencil thin…and won’t quit twitching.

  23. John in va

    April 30, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    this looks like chinese rice over 2 days old than meth…

  24. suttonfest

    April 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    That’s fucking right people, we have a quarterback that can hit clay pidgeons with a football and a guy that can make meth in his pants.  COME ON DOWN!

  25. Hendoo

    April 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    This guy took the line of “there is a party in my pants” to the next level.

  26. suttonfest

    April 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    One line of pants meth and you’ll be up for days.

  27. FanBoy1

    April 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    “Going on the green light Daddy-O”.