Is Elmo a Kid Toucher?


Kevin Clash — the man known as the voice of Elmo — has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street in the wake of allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy, according to TMZ.  Clash has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the twink — but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult.

Read more at tmz.com.

80 comments
mistawag
mistawag

This story was planted by the CIA to divert attention away from the Big Bird drugs for arms scandal in the middle east.

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

I feel bad for Clash's wife and kids.

cal5000
cal5000

He must be from the South where they like em young. 16 is legal in my state.

shortbusdriver
shortbusdriver

at least Jim Hennson was able to keep his shit out of the papers

 

Beer
Beer

Elmosexual

Draygehrett
Draygehrett

I guess now Elmo is the worse thing you can be called. The Ron and Elmo show.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

"Make my mouth pregnant" haha elmo loves you.. (All in Elmo's voice)

 

madtowntom
madtowntom

and we should care about this because....

DeathProof
DeathProof

Tickle me Elmo? No! Tackle me Osi!!

Burley
Burley

if you have your hand up a dolls ass for 25 years your probably going to try this on a kid at some point. he should change his name to geppettophile !!!

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Why a 16 year old?  That isn't a Demo Sesame Street is trying to reach.....or is it!

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Elmo now being referred to as the Nookie Monster

bmqq316
bmqq316

They should have suspected something when he offered to show the kids his "Snuffleupagus".

zecket
zecket

Who would have guessed something like this would happen to someone that built a career with their hand up something's ass.

DeathProof
DeathProof

I heard he uses his prolapsed anus as a sock puppet.

Doughnut
Doughnut

Note to gay kid touchers - Kids become adults.

EMC
EMC

Maybe they got him mixed up with one of those Times Square Elmos. 

the jerm
the jerm

Clash of the tight-ends?

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Uncle Paul was quoted as responding "what a show off, leave some for everybody else"

FLpro
FLpro

Tickle Me Ballsack

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

Fuck my asshole, cum on my back and snowball me-Elmo

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

So what he wanted to try fisting so he could do some next level puppetry work.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

The documentary about him was really great, but you could tell he was a little.....off....

Bane1198
Bane1198

Sounds like FEZ. Shame on FEZ.

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

If this makes this guy a kid toucher, then maybe someone should be investigating Ant about the girl co-host in the Live from compound 2012 Presidential Debates videos

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

Also, that girl was ugly as fuck. Total bag face!

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

No, Im a straight girl, we love the gays. Off means creepy.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @Drippy Granny Thanks! Im from Kansas, my threshold for excitement is very low, so Im super pumped. WOOOO!!!! =D

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

Side note: congrats on your Men In Black 3 signed DVD! I'm not really sure that's a win though...

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

@SarahMcSmokeyPants lol! Can I be your creepy friend you "turn" straight?

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

@SarahMcSmokeyPants I'm a straight man. Creepy and gay mean the same thing