Is Elmo a Kid Toucher?


Kevin Clash — the man known as the voice of Elmo — has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street in the wake of allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy, according to TMZ.  Clash has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the twink — but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult.

Read more at tmz.com.

91 Comments

  1. TemporalGrid

    November 12, 2012 at 9:28 am

    La la la la…….la la la la………Elmo’s World!

  2. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

    All the posts in this thread must be read in the Elmo voice (Including this one)

    • Foggy_Otis

      November 12, 2012 at 10:27 am

      @TBVickroy EVERYTHING I read today will be in that voice!

  3. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

    I called this years ago!

  4. TBVickroy

    November 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Now Elmos turn to tickle you!

  5. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Romney was way ahead of the curve here. Cut their funding! FU Big Bird!

  6. CentaurSlayer

    November 12, 2012 at 9:35 am

    First Petraus and now Elmo! That’s it! I know believe in Retro-active abortion. I can’t let my son grow up in this word.

  7. Beer

    November 12, 2012 at 9:37 am

    He’s a tickle monster

  8. CentaurSlayer

    November 12, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Apparently Elmo had inside info on Libya and now they are using him as the fall guy.

  9. AssWhack!

    November 12, 2012 at 9:40 am

    I always thought Telly would turn out to be the kid toucher.

  10. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Smelmo my finger!

  11. galactictraveler

    November 12, 2012 at 9:48 am

    More like Sodomy Street !

  12. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 9:51 am

    You think he did the fucking voice while he was getting his dick sucked?

    • Foggy_Otis

      November 12, 2012 at 10:31 am

      @DeathProof I hope so!

    • John in va

      November 12, 2012 at 11:03 am

      @DeathProof lol.never mind
      Just nevermjnd insert dumb reply here. Lolol

  13. Pool Keepers Son

    November 12, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Grown man that plays with puppets is gay?

    • DeathProof

      November 12, 2012 at 9:55 am

      @Pool Keepers Son Henson died of AIDS!

    • Beer

      November 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son Poor puppet roberto

  14. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Chik-fil-A recalled all of their Muppet toy’s months ago…way ahead of the curve!

  15. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Chik-fil-A recalled all of their Muppet toy’s months ago…kind of ironic.

  16. shrekkalove

    November 12, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Now, I feel dirty for watching the documentary.

    • DeathProof

      November 12, 2012 at 10:03 am

      @shrekkalove Looks like they missed a few important details…or did they cover the fact that he was a molester?

    • Foggy_Otis

      November 12, 2012 at 10:25 am

      @shrekkalove Now I WILL watch tat doc… For clues

      • DeathProof

        November 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

        @Foggy_Otis  @shrekkalove Blew’s Clues!

    • SarahMcSmokeyPants

      November 12, 2012 at 11:12 am

      Me too 🙁

  17. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 12, 2012 at 10:10 am

    never mind he’s gay…He’s BLACK?!

  18. plastic thoughts

    November 12, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Insert Fez joke.

  19. Foggy_Otis

    November 12, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Elmo swear that boy was 18!

  20. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 10:28 am

    He insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult….case closed ya’ll.

  21. K Dubya

    November 12, 2012 at 10:41 am

    God I hope this isn’t true

  22. John in va

    November 12, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Insert dumb joke here.. fill in the blank… lol

  23. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Or as Ron refers to him…..El-Mo

  24. Narc Zito

    November 12, 2012 at 11:09 am

    His suit started off white.

  25. C H

    November 12, 2012 at 11:09 am

    16 is legal here.

  26. the jerm

    November 12, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Any movement Fez?

  27. harlequincy

    November 12, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Marcellus Wallace?

  28. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 11:12 am

    No Elmo!

  29. Drippy Granny

    November 12, 2012 at 11:12 am

    If this makes this guy a kid toucher, then maybe someone should be investigating Ant about the girl co-host in the Live from compound 2012 Presidential Debates videos

    • Drippy Granny

      November 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

      Also, that girl was ugly as fuck. Total bag face!

  30. zecket

    November 12, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Fondle-me Elmo?

  31. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 11:14 am

    No homo…no Elmo.

    • RonsCigar

      November 12, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      @DeathProof I liked his documentary…no Elmo.

  32. BigMike2012

    November 12, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Sounds like FEZ. Shame on FEZ.

  33. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 12, 2012 at 11:16 am

    This is disturbing…

    • Drippy Granny

      November 12, 2012 at 11:17 am

      @Cletus from Brooklyn …ly arousing!

  34. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 12, 2012 at 11:18 am

    The documentary about him was really great, but you could tell he was a little…..off….

    • Drippy Granny

      November 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

      @SarahMcSmokeyPants haha! Off means gay!

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 12, 2012 at 11:21 am

        No, Im a straight girl, we love the gays. Off means creepy.

      • Drippy Granny

        November 12, 2012 at 11:23 am

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants I’m a straight man. Creepy and gay mean the same thing

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 12, 2012 at 11:24 am

        @Drippy Granny  @SarahMcSmokeyPants Are you sure? Cause youre a little creepy….lol 😉

      • Drippy Granny

        November 12, 2012 at 11:25 am

        @SarahMcSmokeyPants lol! Can I be your creepy friend you “turn” straight?

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 12, 2012 at 11:31 am

        @Drippy Granny  @SarahMcSmokeyPants No, I accept you just the way you are. It gets better!

      • Drippy Granny

        November 12, 2012 at 11:37 am

      • Drippy Granny

        November 12, 2012 at 11:38 am

        Side note: congrats on your Men In Black 3 signed DVD! I’m not really sure that’s a win though…

      • SarahMcSmokeyPants

        November 12, 2012 at 11:44 am

        @Drippy Granny Thanks! Im from Kansas, my threshold for excitement is very low, so Im super pumped. WOOOO!!!! =D

  35. Docintoxicated

    November 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    So what he wanted to try fisting so he could do some next level puppetry work.

  36. Drippy Granny

    November 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Fuck my asshole, cum on my back and snowball me-Elmo

  37. FLprodivider66

    November 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Tickle Me Ballsack

  38. Docintoxicated

    November 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Uncle Paul was quoted as responding “what a show off, leave some for everybody else”

  39. the jerm

    November 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Clash of the tight-ends?

  40. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Butt puppeteer!

  41. EMC

    November 12, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Maybe they got him mixed up with one of those Times Square Elmos.

  42. Doughnut

    November 12, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Note to gay kid touchers – Kids become adults.

    • CigarsAndscotch1

      November 12, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      @Doughnut Not if you are smart about it they dont.

  43. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I wonder what kind of secrets Jim Henson took to the grave

  44. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I heard he uses his prolapsed anus as a sock puppet.

  45. zecket

    November 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Who would have guessed something like this would happen to someone that built a career with their hand up something’s ass.

  46. bmqq316

    November 12, 2012 at 11:28 am

    They should have suspected something when he offered to show the kids his “Snuffleupagus”.

    • SarahMcSmokeyPants

      November 12, 2012 at 11:29 am

      Stuffitupanus?

  47. jerkstoresean

    November 12, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Elmo now being referred to as the Nookie Monster

  48. Toin Coss

    November 12, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Why a 16 year old?  That isn’t a Demo Sesame Street is trying to reach…..or is it!

  49. Guilty Bystander

    November 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    We Need to Talk about Kevin.

  50. Ziggy Stardust

    November 12, 2012 at 11:48 am

    He should have kept this on the DL. Now he’s “Tickle Me Down Low”

  51. RamlerJerry

    November 12, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Say it ain’t so Elmo .

  52. Aria Taint

    November 12, 2012 at 12:23 pm

  53. Burley

    November 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    if you have your hand up a dolls ass for 25 years your probably going to try this on a kid at some point. he should change his name to geppettophile !!!

  54. DeathProof

    November 12, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Tickle me Elmo? No! Tackle me Osi!!

    • K Dubya

      November 12, 2012 at 7:48 pm

      @DeathProof Yay!

  55. Guilty Bystander

    November 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Frank Oz doesn’t seem so weird now.

  56. madtowntom

    November 12, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    and we should care about this because….

  57. Aria Taint

    November 12, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “Make my mouth pregnant” haha elmo loves you.. (All in Elmo’s voice)

  58. Draygehrett

    November 12, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    I guess now Elmo is the worse thing you can be called. The Ron and Elmo show.

  59. Jerry65

    November 12, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    The real mr mcfeely

  60. Beer

    November 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Elmosexual

  61. shortbusdriver

    November 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    at least Jim Hennson was able to keep his shit out of the papers

  62. cal5000

    November 12, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    He must be from the South where they like em young. 16 is legal in my state.

  63. Gunner

    November 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    I feel bad for Clash’s wife and kids.

  64. Ziggy Stardust

    November 12, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    ” Tickle Me Homo”

  65. RockyService

    November 12, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    What a waste of a cool last name.

  66. yotaruvegeta

    November 12, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    Yeah!! Tickle me, Elmo.

  67. mistawag

    November 12, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    This story was planted by the CIA to divert attention away from the Big Bird drugs for arms scandal in the middle east.