Idiot Planned to Shoot Up Twilight Movie (and a Walmart!)

A southwest Missouri moron accused of plotting to shoot up a movie theater during the new “Twilight” film was charged Friday after his mother contacted police, telling them she worried her son had purchased weapons similar to those used during the fatal Colorado theater shooting.



  1. ecupirate

    November 16, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Nice Tat Dick

    • turfgrass64

      November 17, 2012 at 8:17 am

      Nice shirt dick, oh wait never mind!?

  2. RonsCigar

    November 16, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    He’s from Bolivar, are we sure this wasn’t some sort of veiled narco hit job?

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    November 16, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    This lady is a hero

  4. TemporalGrid

    November 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    Aren’t we supposed to blame the Twilight movie and vow never to support Twilight in the future? I’m on board.

  5. Anthony From California

    November 17, 2012 at 1:38 am

    I’m going to take Fez’s Batman lead and get rid of all my twilight memorabilia…Fortunatly like Fez “World’s Biggest Liar” Whatley I also don’t own any.

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 17, 2012 at 8:31 am

      @Anthony From California Sexy Fez would not appreciate this…

  6. turfgrass64

    November 17, 2012 at 8:13 am

    “According to the probable cause statement, Lammers also planned to “just start shooting people at random” at a Walmart store less than a mile away.” Honestly people, who hasn’t felt this way?

    • turfgrass64

      November 17, 2012 at 9:20 am

      This was supposed to be the prequel to black Friday!?

  7. turfgrass64

    November 17, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Oh kids these days…

  8. Toin Coss

    November 17, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Second Amendment Schmeckon Amendment….Have as many guns as you want, but according to the report I read this moron has psychological problems. Maybe a little bit better backround checks are in order…..Ya feel Me

    • Peculier

      November 17, 2012 at 8:41 am

      @Toin Coss There’s places other than gun shops to buy guns.

      • Toin Coss

        November 17, 2012 at 9:03 am

         That’s why I wouldn’t want to live in one of those Crazy Ass States that allow the purchase of weapons at gun shows.  And don’t bother with the only criminals will have guns BS, because I am not anti gun ownership.

    • Androidvirus

      November 17, 2012 at 9:44 am

      @Toin Coss amen to that

  9. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Kudos to the mom, knowing her kid was up to no good a saved thanksgiving…

  10. declinometer

    November 17, 2012 at 8:46 am

    C’mon, who hasn’t thought of doing this at a “Twilight” movie!

  11. Ziggy Stardust

    November 17, 2012 at 8:50 am

    “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

  12. Androidvirus

    November 17, 2012 at 9:43 am

    I thought Steve Carlise died?

  13. RamlerJerry

    November 17, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Star = Gay

  14. Binary Daoist

    November 17, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Bold mother…  and according to the article he reportedly admitted on planning to do these terrible things… what a doucheload.  The worst part is him giving me a false sense of security knowing I’ll never see a twilight film…

  15. TSheehan

    November 17, 2012 at 11:39 am

    As the owner of multiple guns these crackpot ass heads infuriate me.

  16. D. Knepp

    November 17, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    “Hey ma…I’ve been thinkin’ and I’ve got a couple ideas…”

  17. mistawag

    November 17, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Props to Florida for staying out of this one.. Nice work so far today.

  18. galactictraveler

    November 17, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    I wonder if he was going to use silver bullets ?

  19. mascan42

    November 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    The difference is, if you shot up a theater full of Twilight fans, you’d be doing the world a favor.

  20. yotaruvegeta

    November 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    What? A guy with a shitty tatoo taking a selfshot in a mirror? Looks like a winner to me.

  21. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 17, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Cool tat bro

  22. WilliamFBaldwin

    November 17, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    He should of told her it was Twilight fan fiction