“I” Is For Innocent


The man who accused “Elmo” muppeteer Kevin Clash of having an under-age sexual relationship with him, has taken back his story.  He now says the relationship was adult and consensual.  So now there’s nothing creepy about the 52 year old man who talks baby talk around kids with his hand inside a big piece of red fur.

Read more at newser.com

22 Comments

  1. Dead Skippy

    November 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Gay people kill kitties

    • the jerm

      November 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

      @Dead Skippy Cookie?

    • the jerm

      November 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

      @Dead Skippy Show me on the Elmo doll where Fez touched you.

  2. wutpie

    November 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    There’s only one creep on this channel, and its Ant.

  3. Toin Coss

    November 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Can Ya Tell Me How to Get….How to Get to Consensual Sex Street!?

  4. AssWhack!

    November 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    I always thought it would be Telly.

  5. Docintoxicated

    November 14, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Just another publicity stunt to sell the newest Elmo toy for Christmas. Touches Back Elmo will sell like mad now.

    • bmqq316

      November 14, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      @Docintoxicated I was thinking, “Show Me Where He Touched You Elmo”.

  6. galactictraveler

    November 14, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    I wonder if he fisted the kid and made him talk like Elmo ?

  7. Captain Geech

    November 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    And just think, Ant was ready to donate to PBS.

    • the jerm

      November 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm

      @Captain Geech Makes sense

  8. John in va

    November 14, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Its just freakn creepy. But did you all know a girl about 20 played barney.. and a guy named steve played blue in blues clews
    ..

  9. Ziggy Stardust

    November 14, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Well, now that Michael Jackson is gone somebody has to fill the void of “King of Retract”

  10. LNozowitz

    November 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Big Bird has deep pockets…

  11. Doc Sodom

    November 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Elmo like sodomy.. Teeeehheeeeee…. gulp

  12. yotaruvegeta

    November 14, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    So he only embarrassed his family for fucking a twink on the down low? PHEW! Sigh of relief.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

      @yotaruvegeta Hey I only fuck BARELY LEGAL gay teens. I am not a sicko! I don’t penetrate their virgin assholes until their 18th birthday! I am no some freak who bangs 17 year olds!

  13. Pool Keepers Son

    November 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I heard nothing about him not killing kittens

  14. ecupirate

    November 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Its up the puppets ass

  15. ecupirate

    November 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Oh uncle elmo

  16. Beer

    November 15, 2012 at 9:53 am

    S is for skippy,who won’t say cookie ever again 🙁

  17. Scott_Chandwater

    November 15, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    if somebody would shit in that puppets cunt, i bet he’d fuck it