How Much Money Does the Catholic Church Have !?


how rich are theyNone of your God Damn business. Just know that it’s a lot.

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43 Comments

  1. Morgan McNasty

    March 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    They have a dime for every time a priest got little boy shit on his dick. Some one do the math.

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      March 14, 2013 at 7:23 pm

      80000

      • Stoops

        March 14, 2013 at 7:25 pm

        @TwizzlesMcNasty Call back!

      • Morgan McNasty

        March 14, 2013 at 8:10 pm

        @TwizzlesMcNasty back to the big ass prize closet..game day bucket go boom.

    • K Dubya

      March 14, 2013 at 8:19 pm

      @Morgan McNasty I would but someone told me that would make me the other f word

      • Morgan McNasty

        March 14, 2013 at 8:35 pm

        @K Dubya lol

    • Henduey

      March 15, 2013 at 7:35 am

      @Morgan McNasty My calculator just gave me the finger soooo im just gona say diss many 11 Baglilianmilllion

  2. MarshallLaw

    March 14, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Largest private land holder in the world.
     
    I went to the University of Dallas when I was a kid for a year.
    Back when Texas Stadium was still the ‘hole in the roof job’. the reason Jerry Jones built a new stadium in Arlington was more because the Catholic church owned all the parking lots around the old stadium  up to the doors and controlled a fuck load of concessions than it was just an old tired building.
     
    They own an imaginable amount of shit you would never hear about normally
     
    fact :no conspiro:

    • MarshallLaw

      March 14, 2013 at 5:47 pm

      *Unimaginable, only a dick would type imaginable

      • elephant_droid

        March 14, 2013 at 7:37 pm

        @MarshallLaw What did we learn today?
         
        There is a University of Dallas.

      • MarshallLaw

        March 15, 2013 at 9:54 am

        Oh shit I was drunk yesterday

  3. Toin Coss

    March 14, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    And while the pope owns 51% of general motors
    And the stock exchange is the only thing hes qualified to quote us
    The lord is awaiting on you all to awaken and see
    By chanting the names of the lord and youll be free

    • Henduey

      March 15, 2013 at 7:33 am

      @Toin Coss (beatnick fingersnaps)

  4. FLprodivider66

    March 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Quite a racket cashing in on people’s need to have something to believe in

    • MarshallLaw

      March 14, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      no different than our government now, pay them now and they promise you health care, protection and retirement later.
       
      at least the Catholics at least have 1600 years of track record.

      • JonNockels

        March 14, 2013 at 6:23 pm

        @MarshallLaw 1600 years of raping boys is not a track record to be proud of. That medal stays hung in the closet (literally)

      • Morgan McNasty

        March 14, 2013 at 6:48 pm

        @JonNockels 1600 years of boy raping is still impessive.. At least in terms of consistency.

      • K Dubya

        March 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm

        @MarshallLaw yeah maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

  5. Moe Green

    March 14, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    They are the OG. It’s automatic.

  6. JonNockels

    March 14, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    I’m guessing its at least in the high thousands

    • Gunner

      March 14, 2013 at 6:27 pm

      @JonNockels perhaps more than that!

    • Morgan McNasty

      March 14, 2013 at 6:59 pm

      @JonNockels at least.

  7. Ziggy Stardust

    March 14, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    ” Let’s just say it’s more money than you’ll ever see in your lifetime !! Ha-Haw !! “

  8. zBriGuy

    March 14, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Why is the interrobang.com not using an actual interrobang‽‽‽‽‽ Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules‽

    • Morgan McNasty

      March 14, 2013 at 8:12 pm

      @zBriGuy that’s just it..there are no rules…let me know when your mind is done getting fucked.

      • K Dubya

        March 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm

        @Morgan McNasty  @zBriGuy but is there a spoon?

    • K Dubya

      March 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm

      @zBriGuy yes you are

  9. American First

    March 14, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    Alot less than the banks who fucked all of us & told us to hush.

  10. The Real Big Ed

    March 14, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    That’s for God to know, and you to find out.

  11. neechah

    March 14, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    If not paying taxes is Christian then why is our government taxing us straight to hell?
    Save your soul? More like save your receipts!

  12. edrooney

    March 14, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    You all should have gotten in on Imobiliare stock back in the late 80’s.

  13. edrooney

    March 14, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    You all should have gotten in on Immobiliare stock back in the late 80’s.

  14. joe8775

    March 14, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    something has to pay for the  $12 million a year woredrobe budgit

    • Henduey

      March 15, 2013 at 7:31 am

      @joe8775 Would you say the catholic church is a tad Gody. (slaps knee)

    • FanBoy1

      March 15, 2013 at 1:43 pm

      @joe8775 sounds like a michelle O wardrobe to me.

  15. cigarsNscotch

    March 15, 2013 at 8:19 am

    More money than God!!!

  16. IM NOT FEZ YET

    March 15, 2013 at 8:37 am

    just wondering, the mod and catholic churches are they in bed with each other?

  17. Docintoxicated

    March 15, 2013 at 10:00 am

    They’ve saved up enough “Fuck You” money to fuck every little boy in Brazil.

  18. Aria Taint

    March 15, 2013 at 10:11 am

    A lot thanks to a lot of catholic guilt every Sunday.

  19. WilliamFBaldwin

    March 15, 2013 at 11:16 am

    Pope goes Bling

  20. Dark_Humor

    March 15, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Just enough to pay Catholic Joe

  21. Earthdog

    March 15, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    “Don’t give your money to the Church, the Church should be giving their money to you.” -George Carlin

  22. FanBoy1

    March 15, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    enough to make problems go away.