How Much Money Does the Catholic Church Have !?


how rich are theyNone of your God Damn business. Just know that it’s a lot.

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FanBoy1
FanBoy1

enough to make problems go away.

Earthdog
Earthdog

"Don't give your money to the Church, the Church should be giving their money to you." -George Carlin

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

A lot thanks to a lot of catholic guilt every Sunday.

 

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

They've saved up enough "Fuck You" money to fuck every little boy in Brazil.

IM NOT FEZ YET
IM NOT FEZ YET

just wondering, the mod and catholic churches are they in bed with each other?

The Nature Boy
The Nature Boy

something has to pay for the  $12 million a year woredrobe budgit   

edrooney
edrooney

You all should have gotten in on Immobiliare stock back in the late 80's.

neechah
neechah

If not paying taxes is Christian then why is our government taxing us straight to hell? Save your soul? More like save your receipts!

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

" Let's just say it's more money than you'll ever see in your lifetime !! Ha-Haw !! "

JonNockels
JonNockels

I'm guessing its at least in the high thousands

Moe Green
Moe Green

They are the OG. It's automatic.

FLpro
FLpro

Quite a racket cashing in on people's need to have something to believe in

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

And while the pope owns 51% of general motors

And the stock exchange is the only thing hes qualified to quote us

The lord is awaiting on you all to awaken and see

By chanting the names of the lord and youll be free

MarshallLaw
MarshallLaw

Largest private land holder in the world.

 

I went to the University of Dallas when I was a kid for a year.

Back when Texas Stadium was still the 'hole in the roof job'. the reason Jerry Jones built a new stadium in Arlington was more because the Catholic church owned all the parking lots around the old stadium  up to the doors and controlled a fuck load of concessions than it was just an old tired building.

 

They own an imaginable amount of shit you would never hear about normally

 

fact :no conspiro:

 

 

Henduey
Henduey

 @joe8775 Would you say the catholic church is a tad Gody. (slaps knee)

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

@JonNockels perhaps more than that!

MarshallLaw
MarshallLaw

no different than our government now, pay them now and they promise you health care, protection and retirement later.

 

at least the Catholics at least have 1600 years of track record.

 

 

MarshallLaw
MarshallLaw

*Unimaginable, only a dick would type imaginable

Henduey
Henduey

 @Morgan McNasty My calculator just gave me the finger soooo im just gona say diss many 11 Baglilianmilllion

JonNockels
JonNockels

@MarshallLaw 1600 years of raping boys is not a track record to be proud of. That medal stays hung in the closet (literally)