Hot Dog Hand Job Queen Defends Herself on Camera


Look, America, this woman just wants to pop a titty out and not get her balls busted. Don’t you get it? She’s no prostitute, she just wants to walk down the street without a shirt on. Luckily she’ll be back selling hot dogs in front of Pep Boys. She also lets us know she’s completely disease and STD free. Bonus!

Read more at newyork.cbslocal.com.

109 Comments

  1. SerotoninsGone

    May 8, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    I’m sure her lawyer loves when she talks to the press.

    • TyWanon

      May 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

      @SerotoninsGone I don’t think anyone likes when she talks

    • TBVickroy

      May 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm

      @SerotoninsGone Now I understand why the cop arrested her.

  2. TyWanon

    May 8, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    A Female Pepper Hicks!

  3. drikulus

    May 8, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    the dudes who paid a c-note for this skank ought to be the ones arrested…

  4. creamygoodnesss

    May 8, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    sell some salads and lose some wieght

  5. JakeFL

    May 8, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    I made it through 2 minutes of this video before I drove a railroad spike into my peehole. Shooting a load on her face is disrespectful to the Kleenex corporation. She is very barfy.

  6. BarFly

    May 8, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    Talk to the hand.

  7. TyWanon

    May 8, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    Someone call Tim Robbins to real Susan Sarandon in!

  8. TyWanon

    May 8, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    Someone call Tim Robbins to reel Susan Sarandon in!

  9. Kevin Dubya

    May 9, 2012 at 12:37 am

    hey there sexy lady

  10. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Welcome to your future, JWOW.

  11. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 12:40 am

    Note that as soon as she says she’s in front of the pepboys, that cameraman behind her runs to go get in line.

  12. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 12:43 am

    “I’m from the 90’s!”
     
    1890’s?

  13. LabKeith

    May 9, 2012 at 4:16 am

    “I’m right in front of Pep Boys” may be my favorite thing anyone has ever said, ever.

  14. dudebro

    May 9, 2012 at 4:47 am

    No thanks grandma

    youre making mothers day uncomfortable

  15. pokerface1947

    May 9, 2012 at 5:18 am

    I recognize her.  She’s on the nickel!

  16. The Real Big Ed

    May 9, 2012 at 5:55 am

    Joie Buttafuco!!!

  17. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 9, 2012 at 6:52 am

    afrobetical stuff???

  18. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 9, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Is this what happened to the fun girls from andy giffith?!  Get it fez?

  19. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 7:36 am

    She uses Mane ‘n Tail, like pepper…

  20. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I thought she died in Shameless?

  21. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Indecent Exposia. She makes it sound so sexy

  22. Dee Dee Ramone

    May 9, 2012 at 8:52 am

    I spent my last dollar to by a Sabrett
    When I seen this skank that I’d like to forget

  23. Toin Coss

    May 9, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Eddie Money’s mother is lookin good!?/?!

  24. Toin Coss

    May 9, 2012 at 9:20 am

    It’s a Man Baby!?/?!

  25. Riverguy

    May 9, 2012 at 9:21 am

    You got the hot dog, she’ll bring the buns!

  26. Riverguy

    May 9, 2012 at 9:26 am

    ‘The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ obviously not through his eyes or brains.

  27. Fezeus

    May 9, 2012 at 9:40 am

    She looks like Joey Buttafuoco with a wig. 
     

  28. Jizz Manley

    May 9, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Mom?

  29. bmqq316

    May 9, 2012 at 10:13 am

    It’s not often you see a person who is just as beautiful as her voice.

  30. SpeedKills

    May 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

    She should be an Attorney, she’s a master at talking in circles.

  31. Broxstar

    May 9, 2012 at 11:07 am

    newest Upton challenger?

  32. Broxstar

    May 9, 2012 at 11:08 am

    looks a little like Sonny Black

  33. JfromHuntington

    May 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I’m taking a drive later and finding this charmer. For a handy. I hate hotdogs

  34. mymustachehatesyou

    May 9, 2012 at 11:12 am

    she could flash you without having to pull her shirt over her belly button

  35. harlequincy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I plead “to stripper” in Lon-gi-len

  36. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 11:13 am

    She has saggy udders…

  37. archg2

    May 9, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    And their like: ‘She’s Better than Yours’
    DANM RIGHT, I’m better than yours
    I can teach you, but I got to CHARGE!!!
    ….ahahahahahaha lmao

  38. Narc Zito

    May 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

    If her perky boobs didn’t get you going, her voice sure would.

  39. harlequincy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Have another Pall Mall honey.

  40. Christopher Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

    I think this chick fixed my muffler with out a jack..and she did it topless…

  41. harlequincy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Manny, Moe, and Jack-off!!!

  42. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Pam Anderson has Hep C and I wouldn’t buy a hotdog from her either.
     

  43. Pool Keepers Son

    May 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

    Mel Gibson goes off again?

  44. DonnieIris

    May 9, 2012 at 11:16 am

    No humorous observation here.  This is simply one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. 

  45. Marty in Toronto

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Ronnie, get this man on the show. Maybe she could pop Fezzie’s man-cherry live on air!

  46. FanBoy1

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Clean bill of health to boot…. what a catch…. Yeeesh.

  47. Narc Zito

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    I got ten to twenty for stripper.

  48. rexdart936

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    If she had claimed she was a Native American, she could have gone to Harvard and made something of herself.

  49. Frank White

    May 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

    handy J and a dog at lunch sounds good. Do you get a BJ after 10 visits??
     

  50. Narc Zito

    May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

    No, THIS is Girl Hicks.

  51. door4ablanket

    May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Pep Boys. Handy, Blow, and Jack

  52. harlequincy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Step right up…lunch meat/beat your meat special

  53. mymustachehatesyou

    May 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

    How bad of a stripper do you have to be if the club you work at goes out of business

    • SkylerG

      May 9, 2012 at 11:38 am

       @mymustachehatesyouShe worked at the nastiest strip club in long island…which is a very hard feat actually.  I used to deliver pizzas to that place all the time.

  54. FanBoy1

    May 9, 2012 at 11:19 am

    spark plugs an oil change a dog and a tug?  Great marketing campaign, and explains why Pep boys is so damn expensive.

  55. Christopher Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I heard the last time this chick was hot stripping…someone did a amazing cave drawing of her dancing

  56. ecupirate

    May 9, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I love this  god damn woman

  57. Christopher Brooklyn

    May 9, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Yes ladies and gentleman…at one time this is all we had to fuck in Brooklyn…

  58. scruffyscribbler

    May 9, 2012 at 11:20 am

    how does she know what her card says since she obviously couldn’t read the plea she signed…

  59. MichaelDiGioia

    May 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Long Island’s finest.  She’s right on Sunrise Highway.

  60. milesahead22

    May 9, 2012 at 11:22 am

    How dare the cops stop a lady from giving lap dances and going topless in her own home.

  61. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Those Gilgo beach goils are amatchas

  62. Narc Zito

    May 9, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Stupid stripper is redundant.

  63. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Gawd bless these milks bagz

  64. harlequincy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I stick a hotdawg in yer ass and jack ya…where’s da prablem?

  65. ecupirate

    May 9, 2012 at 11:24 am

    This crazy bitch has my vote for Time’s person of the year

  66. ecupirate

    May 9, 2012 at 11:25 am

    If here and pepper have a kid, it would be the greatest kid on earth by gawd

  67. ecupirate

    May 9, 2012 at 11:25 am

    If her and pepper had a kid, it would be the greatest smoking, sucking, fucking drinking kid on earth By Gawd

  68. Bronzebomber

    May 9, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Please God, somebody make a video remix out of this.

  69. FanBoy1

    May 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Hands from tuggin dogs all her life.

  70. jerkstoresean

    May 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I’m outside of Pepper Boys in Astoria

    • scruffyscribbler

      May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

       @jerkstoresean so HDHJQ is franchising now?

  71. Narc Zito

    May 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Fez is KILLING it.

    • Hal

      May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

       @Narc Zito He is very funny today! So glad he came out of the closet.

  72. frankie jar of pennies

    May 9, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Armand Asante in a wig?

  73. cptnamerica829

    May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Hot dogs and fish tacos. I will never eat from a food truck again!
     

  74. queenelisabeth

    May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

    we have 6 million bitches like this in philly

    • bobbyinlasvegas

      May 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm

       @queenelisabeth I have to visit Philly

  75. SkylerG

    May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Her children must be so proud of there mama

  76. ElectricDave

    May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Fezzie is the Hot Dog Handjob King

  77. Tim_P

    May 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

    She is the greatest thing ever

  78. SkylerG

    May 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Her children must be so proud of her
     

  79. cptnamerica829

    May 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Her tits near food should be illegal.
     

    • Narc Zito

      May 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

       @cptnamerica829 Her tits ARE food, dude.

  80. bmax777

    May 9, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Anybody else have to sit through the Lubriderm commercial before they could watch this?  Love irony.

  81. cptnamerica829

    May 9, 2012 at 11:29 am

    She looks like Eddie Trunk with Tits

  82. FanBoy1

    May 9, 2012 at 11:31 am

    wasnt LT banned?

  83. liquidalloy

    May 9, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Now we know what john Goodman is up to

  84. SkylerG

    May 9, 2012 at 11:31 am

    She sounds like the diceman…if Pamela Anderson can do it, so can she!
     

  85. FanBoy1

    May 9, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Now Im starvin for a vienna beef frank.

  86. ecupirate

    May 9, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Kurt Douglas Looks like Shit

  87. MessyNachos19

    May 9, 2012 at 11:38 am

    I’ll save my hundy and get a gray’s papya dog…

  88. Pool Keepers Son

    May 9, 2012 at 11:42 am

    looks like she has a customer waiting in the picture behind her in the flannel shirt

  89. mjn715

    May 9, 2012 at 11:59 am

    her knee caps are too fleshy…

  90. mjn715

    May 9, 2012 at 11:59 am

    she has her NHL playoff mustache going strong

  91. WilliamFBaldwin

    May 9, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    She is parked next Pep Boys. Directly in front of Freeport High School. no joke, I could go see if she is open today

  92. WilliamFBaldwin

    May 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    From hot dogs to dicks this lady only works with tubed meats

  93. cigarsNscotch

    May 9, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Finally, a hot dog I can relish.

  94. chipnicodemus

    May 9, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Come on lady let’s see those gravy stain nipples.

  95. MurphLovin

    May 9, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    She reminds me of my mom…

  96. PapaLJ

    May 9, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    I would do her, but I would also do sheep, so I may not be a good judge of these things.

  97. Halfastronaut

    May 9, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    I don’t see how people can look down on the south.

  98. Piss pants

    May 9, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    My hands are clean, I swear on the life of my children

  99. bobbyinlasvegas

    May 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Is this the Long Island Medium(Large)? Stole this joke from Jim Norton

  100. The worst disaster

    May 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Topless Dance for 40 years? that’s pretty good! Here’s the thing… better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt!

  101. Fez4Prez

    May 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Since when did Fez start to sell hot dogs?

  102. Fez4Prez

    May 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    and all this time Pepper Hicks thought his Dad was dead