Hooray! Ford’s Got a New Minivan!

We don’t know why Ford won’t call their new minivan a minivan.  But they wont.  They insist that their new “Transit Connect Wagon” is “anything but a minivan, in our mind, it’s a people mover. We think of it as more of a utility, or kind of a hybrid sport utility…”  Which of course, just means “minivan”.

Read more at foxnews.com


  1. the jerm

    November 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Wow, it looks like everything else out there.  Way to go Ford!

  2. edrooney

    November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    The source makes me not believe a word of this story.  Foxnews is just an unfunny Onion.

  3. mightyhorserox

    November 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Looks like a van van…. nothing mini about that big hunk o’ shit.

  4. Jerry65

    November 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Could have sworn it was a Chrysler… My mistake

  5. Pool Keepers Son

    November 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    I would buy one if it came with a fur exterior

  6. TemporalGrid

    November 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Wait until Scooby, Shaggy & those darn kids get thru painting it

  7. seamus98

    November 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    oooooo space aged!

  8. sterlingblue

    November 16, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    It comes with a bumper sticker that says, “I Used To Be Cool.”

  9. ezbradley

    November 16, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    It looks just like a van, but smaller.

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 17, 2012 at 3:53 am

      what will they think up next?  A mini iPad?

  10. Anthony From California

    November 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

    Wow a small van, what will Ford think of next.

  11. Anthony From California

    November 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

    Wow a small van, what will Ford think of next!?

  12. FLprodivider66

    November 17, 2012 at 6:22 am

    Just think of the “Hot Babes” you’ll be able to pick up!

    • LinkSL1

      November 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

       Soccer mom magnet!

  13. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 8:26 am

    SUV really? Lets see this crap go on the rubicon trail…

  14. treekiller

    November 17, 2012 at 10:15 am

    I must be out of the lop, but a small van could replace 90% of the asshats in crew cab pickups  on the roads.  of course a  big station wagon could do much of that to Im a freedom of choice dude, buy whatever you want, but if you buy an 8 litre diesel dually to tow a trailer with a 200# lawnmower on it your just an ass.

    • Kevin in SC

      November 17, 2012 at 8:32 pm

       Like you said…Freedom of choice.  I like my little 4 cylinder Ranger but if some dummy wants to spend $55K on a F250 to haul bags of mulch home from Lowes then good for him.    I like to think that most of them have a large trailer so they really do need to own a  monster truck. But yes some of them are just over-compensating douchebags

  15. yotaruvegeta

    November 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    It looks like Inspector Gadget’s car took a shit.