High Schooler Attempts to Get a Prom Date


This Minnesota Teenager, Mad Mike Stone, has been going to twitter and hitting up every one of his favorite porn stars to be his date to prom. Though he’s gotten a couple to say yes, he still has the small problem of getting air fare money together to fly the young ladies out to Minnesota. Good luck Mad Mike! We’re pulling for you!

See more of his tweets, and some of the responses at  buzzfeed.com .

24 Comments

  1. HoneydewWilkins

    March 20, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    I find this far more charming than soldiers or terminally ill people guilting celebrities into dates on YouTube.

  2. DeepSpaceMoonRocks

    March 20, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    LIke my dad always said, “You don’t always have to date class to get the ass.”

    • fitzyMFNcent

      March 21, 2012 at 12:10 am

      @DeepSpaceMoonRocks that’s a good dad right there

  3. HollyGothic

    March 20, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    That’s the way to do it. Hit on every single fish in the cum-filled sea. At least a couple will bite if you pay them enough.

  4. TyWanon

    March 20, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    Yep throw a hand grenade into the slut sea….see what cums up for air (fare)

  5. TyWanon

    March 20, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    Is this an early Episode of “How I Met Your Mother”

  6. fitzyMFNcent

    March 21, 2012 at 12:09 am

    Fez direct message this kid!

    Before Zito gets him on his list

  7. TyWanon

    March 21, 2012 at 12:33 am

    Nice Play; Standing next to a NASCAR..always gets the chicks

    • LabKeith

      March 21, 2012 at 6:15 am

       @TyWanon a close friend of mine used to be a higher-end stripper in vegas, and NASCAR drivers consistently blew the largest amounts of money. way more than rappers, athletes, rock stars, or moguls. any woman who has ever worked in the sex industry knows that NASCAR people are a great bet to be stupid with their dough

  8. vegascable

    March 21, 2012 at 1:02 am

    This kid is my fucking hero. Kid go for the golden years I am sure Nina Hartley can squeeze you in if Christy Canyon is busy.

  9. elephant_droid

    March 21, 2012 at 2:20 am

    Do your research, kid. Go rent “The Girl Next Door” or “Meet Monica Velour”. Then plan your attack.

  10. The Real Big Ed

    March 21, 2012 at 6:20 am

    The good news is that Ron Jeremy said yes.

  11. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 21, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Attention whore, this kid will just jizz his pants if they ever show up at his door…

  12. cigarsNscotch

    March 21, 2012 at 8:30 am

    If this kid really wanted to draw some attention, he’d take Bridget The Midget.

  13. jerkstoresean

    March 21, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Nikki Benz the rules and accepts date to prom

  14. jerkstoresean

    March 21, 2012 at 8:50 am

    I wish twitter existed when I was in high school. Instead of prom I just stayed him and mentally fucked woman like this

  15. jerkstoresean

    March 21, 2012 at 8:51 am

    I wish twitter existed when I was in school. Instead of prom I just stayed home and mentally fucked these women

  16. jerkstoresean

    March 21, 2012 at 9:38 am

    No Rachel Starr? Who am I kidding, this pussy couldn’t handle Rachel Starr

  17. Kendall in Texas

    March 21, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Kid asked Kathy Ireland to our prom. She was in town shooting the great film, Necessary Roughness. “I hope you stay tuned as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas.”

  18. bmqq316

    March 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Did he send one to Paris Hilton too?

  19. Shinemonkey

    March 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

    What…no Alexis Texas

  20. Riverguy

    March 21, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Unfortunately he wont be attending the prom since he failed Spelling!  This dyslexic bastard was inviting his favorite prom stars.

  21. BAC 420

    March 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    100% this ends in a murder-suicide (we can only hope)

  22. HerbWhiteside

    March 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Kitten Natividad would say yes