Hey Rick…Does It Burn When You Pee!?


The Conservative Rick Santorum wants to know if it burns down there. He’s too good of a Christian to say where but he seems to be pointing where the bathing suit touches.

Thanks buzzfeed.com for the link.

27 comments
Greatly Fatigued
Greatly Fatigued

Many have commented referring to his dick hole, but I sincerely feel that he was speaking of his ass hole.

Dicky
Dicky

Rick Santorum more like Burning Prick Santorum...

TyWanon
TyWanon

My Burning Loins of these Elections, will never be extinguished!

Steve L
Steve L

Can anyone say Police Academy?

beerbuzzard
beerbuzzard

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Broxstar
Broxstar

If He wins we'll get it cause he'll fuck us all

fuch stich
fuch stich

FUCK YOU AND YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, BENNINGTON.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

The Catholic ban on contraceptives has cost another man a healthy penis. 

Steeb
Steeb

Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley

bmqq316
bmqq316

Wait til you see him do "milk, milk, lemon aid".

Z. Stardust
Z. Stardust

PenicilLIN. (Are we still doing this?)

austin tacious
austin tacious

whats the surprise? he entered the room to "Hunk o' burnin' love".but at least he didnt sing it.

FLpro
FLpro

Pretty sure he meant what's burning in your gut... but then again, the world will never be the same after the Weiner incident!?

c-money
c-money

in a post conference interview he said his balls feel like a pair of maracas.