Hey Rick…Does It Burn When You Pee!?


The Conservative Rick Santorum wants to know if it burns down there. He’s too good of a Christian to say where but he seems to be pointing where the bathing suit touches.

Thanks buzzfeed.com for the link.

29 Comments

  1. cmoney

    February 24, 2012 at 5:38 am

    in a post conference interview he said his balls feel like a pair of maracas.

  2. FLprodriver66

    February 24, 2012 at 6:50 am

    Pretty sure he meant what’s burning in your gut… but then again, the world will never be the same after the Weiner incident!?

  3. jerkstoresean

    February 24, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Show us on the doll Rick. Where does it burn?

  4. jerkstoresean

    February 24, 2012 at 7:20 am

    He looks like he just almost lost his mind

  5. TwizzlesMcNasty

    February 24, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Wow he seems so sincere!!

  6. austin tacious

    February 24, 2012 at 7:34 am

    whats the surprise? he entered the room to “Hunk o’ burnin’ love”.but at least he didnt sing it.

  7. Cletus from Brooklyn

    February 24, 2012 at 8:57 am

    If you see blood when you pee, you got problems…

  8. Dee Dee Ramone

    February 24, 2012 at 9:08 am

    PenicilLIN. (Are we still doing this?)

  9. KendallinTexas

    February 24, 2012 at 9:38 am

    This will be the new Rick Roll. 

    • WilliamFBaldwin

      February 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm

       @KendallinTexas Rick Santorum Roll

  10. bmqq316

    February 24, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Wait til you see him do “milk, milk, lemon aid”.

  11. Johnny Dickshot

    February 24, 2012 at 10:33 am

    He’s Catholic, so he burns where he shits.

    • WilliamFBaldwin

      February 24, 2012 at 12:11 pm

       @Johnny Dickshot Thats how we get rid of our sin, of course it burns

  12. Steeb

    February 24, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley-Watley

  13. creamygoodnesss

    February 24, 2012 at 11:03 am

    i think he means his dick

  14. OllieInChicago

    February 24, 2012 at 11:05 am

    The Catholic ban on contraceptives has cost another man a healthy penis. 

  15. ManOSteel

    February 24, 2012 at 11:06 am

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, BENNINGTON.

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      February 24, 2012 at 11:07 am

       @ManOSteel Of course you mean Sexy Fez Marie Whatley…

  16. Nicholad

    February 24, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Gonorrhea?

  17. ElectricDave

    February 24, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Drip…..Drip……Drip…….

  18. Broxstar

    February 24, 2012 at 11:20 am

    If He wins we’ll get it cause he’ll fuck us all

  19. beerbuzzard

    February 24, 2012 at 11:35 am

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  20. Scary Jerry

    February 24, 2012 at 11:36 am

    These idiots just make it to easy

  21. MeadowlandsMark

    February 24, 2012 at 11:38 am

    He wants some, and he wants it now bitch

  22. Steve L

    February 24, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Can anyone say Police Academy?

  23. allen chase

    February 24, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    Show me on the doll rick…

  24. TyWanon

    February 25, 2012 at 12:11 am

    My Burning Loins of these Elections, will never be extinguished!

  25. Dicky

    February 25, 2012 at 6:51 am

    Rick Santorum more like Burning Prick Santorum…

  26. Greatly Fatigued

    February 25, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Many have commented referring to his dick hole, but I sincerely feel that he was speaking of his ass hole.