Helpful Vegas Hooker Tips With Artie Lange

Only Artie Lange would tell a story about Vegas, hookers and pills on the Tonight Show.  He told Jimmy Fallon a story about the time two “strippers” were sent up to his hotel suite in Vegas, and they brought pills.  Everything was great.  The girls were beautiful, and they told him he had great bone structure– you know the usual.  The only trouble with having hookers and pills in your Vegas hotel room, is how do you keep them from stealing your stuff when you go into the bathroom?  Artie’s got the answer.

Later Artie played a round of “Catchphrase” with Steve Higgins against Jimmy and Food Network chef Giada

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