Hello Again, Great White Slide


C’mon people. We know Romney lost but pull yourselves up by your bootstraps. You are are the only race that has been to the moon. Meet the standard you set!

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39 Comments

  1. jeffbrownokc

    November 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Was anyone else hoping the gas can ended up in the fire?

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      November 13, 2012 at 2:18 am

      What do you think are the odds that it is water in the can instead of gas?   …Being an amateur mathematician,  I have calculated it to be an 18% chance that it is water in the container

      • monkeyhouse77

        November 13, 2012 at 6:49 am

        @Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit Judging by the advanced age of the subject probability would suggest a much higher chance of water being in the gas can.  This idiot has had a lifetime of ducking out of the way of exploding gas cans to learn that they are combustible.

  2. Jackscolon

    November 12, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    worst laugh ever

  3. Recyclerz

    November 12, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Lemme guess   –   Romneys campaign manager?

  4. deliciousv

    November 13, 2012 at 12:12 am

    fucking idiot looks like he’s trying to break wedges, take out something longer like your 3 iron, you know you can’t hit it for shit anyway, and when the head broke it woulda flew right over you.

  5. Sonnytax

    November 13, 2012 at 12:24 am

    Anthonys house?

  6. BAC 420

    November 13, 2012 at 12:25 am

    I can’t tell what happened…. why was that one pixel mad at the other one?

  7. chipnicodemus

    November 13, 2012 at 12:28 am

    I think a few more Oxys would have done the trick.

    • SerotoninsGone

      November 13, 2012 at 1:18 am

      @chipnicodemus More like Roxys!

  8. plastic thoughts

    November 13, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Stress free Canadians.

  9. Pool Keepers Son

    November 13, 2012 at 12:59 am

    They’ve been watching the flintstones

  10. cal5000

    November 13, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Technically White people got there first, but you did it using high level mathematics, which you didnt create. Hell you couldnt even see the moon and stars clearly without Arabs creating telescopes.

    • SerotoninsGone

      November 13, 2012 at 1:18 am

      @cal5000 Someone call Homeland Security! #seesomethingsaysomething

    • plastic thoughts

      November 13, 2012 at 8:23 am

      @cal5000 Yes. I agree. The ability of religion to leave an entire culture in an arrested state of development (for thousands of years) is extraordinary. I can only hope we learn from their mistakes.

    • sidwasout

      November 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      @cal5000
       Arabs did not create telescopes.  They created algebra.

      • cal5000

        November 14, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        @sidwasout Their work with basic optics and light theory was fundamental in the future development of what would be considered telescopes. They were using optical tubes before Europeans

  11. shrekkalove

    November 13, 2012 at 1:27 am

    “I did not see that one coming!”
     
    Everyone watching this did.

    • jerkstoresean

      November 13, 2012 at 7:16 am

      @shrekkalove watch out for shrekkanolove!

  12. Anthony From California

    November 13, 2012 at 1:41 am

    Surprise, surprise He lives in a double wide

  13. elMattho

    November 13, 2012 at 2:30 am

    you can smell the whiskey burnin’ down copperhead road!!

  14. FLprodivider66

    November 13, 2012 at 3:55 am

    You’re gonna need a bigger hammer dick!

  15. Siccerson

    November 13, 2012 at 6:21 am

    so the OBAMABANG assumes this is a romney voter?
     
    come on guys the election is over lets move on

  16. crazygeek

    November 13, 2012 at 6:40 am

    It is what it is.

  17. indpendnt

    November 13, 2012 at 6:41 am

    so if they are black and retarded did they vote for Barry?

  18. monkeyhouse77

    November 13, 2012 at 6:44 am

    I get what you are saying Ibang…but come on, those are the type of people that have absolutely no connection to any of America’s great achievements.  Especially not one involving the space program.
     
    They may have had kin who carried a musket during the civil war, but I’m betting they were on the losing side of that one too.

  19. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 7:22 am

    That’s a head injury that won’t change anything !

  20. madtowntom

    November 13, 2012 at 8:40 am

    has the i-bang turned into Tosh.O !? C’mon man…

  21. eddietirebiter

    November 13, 2012 at 8:57 am

    The most disturbing part was when he started dabbing blood with his nice white sweatshirt.  Never gonna get that out now.   Why is he messing around a fire in a white shirt anyway?

  22. jerkstoresean

    November 13, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Now that’s what I call a club sandwich! Lololololol

    • DeathProof

      November 13, 2012 at 12:57 pm

      @jerkstoresean Billyclub Sandwich!

  23. TBVickroy

    November 13, 2012 at 9:31 am

    He’s gonna feel that one in…never. Fucking lush.

  24. AssWhack!

    November 13, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Can’t blame him. You gotta break that rock.

  25. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 10:59 am

    This may just be natural selection.

  26. OllieInChicago

    November 13, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Hamish tried to throw that rock at William Wallace.

  27. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Break’n rocks in the hot sun
     
    he fought the rock and the rock won.

  28. Jerry65

    November 13, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Poot out the far!

  29. kingglide05

    November 13, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    oh! THATS gonna leave a mark!

  30. Rob Dugan

    November 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Oh my God…We’re all made of ketchup!