Hamas Double Dog Dares Israel to Invade

Dear God

Why did you make the Middle East your Holy land when it is so filled with jack offs
and shit sniffers.

The rest of Earth

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  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Look at the bright side. All that devastation gives them more rocks to throw…

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 19, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    Never ever play poker with an Israeli, they don’t bluff

  3. FLprodivider66

    November 20, 2012 at 4:28 am

    “BUILD IT AND WATCH US TEAR IT DOWN”?? What a bunch of stupid assholes!

  4. DelCoTrash

    November 20, 2012 at 8:05 am

    go to pre 1967 borders then peace talks could begin

  5. BAC 420

    November 20, 2012 at 8:23 am

    George Carlin would know how to sort these winners out.

  6. edrooney

    November 20, 2012 at 8:48 am

    Book of Armaments, Chapter 4.   “Bless this Israeli missile, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.  And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and and breakfast cereals and fruit bats…

  7. sterlingblue

    November 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

    This reminds me of the drunk guy yelling at the cop, “with out that gun you would not be so tough.” Well, he has a gun and a badge and he will kick your ass.

  8. AssWhack!

    November 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Start at the east coast of the Mediteranian and start paving everything until you start to hear people speaking Chinese.

    • jerkstoresean

      November 20, 2012 at 10:44 am

      @AssWhack! Then keep going

  9. OllieInChicago

    November 20, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Jason Campbell was in charge of shooting some rockets for Israel.  He single-handedly had 2.3 million confirmed fish kills in the Mediterranean.

  10. jerkstoresean

    November 20, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Can’t we all just get Allahng?

  11. harlequincy

    November 20, 2012 at 11:18 am

    at least it’s not a triple dog dare…that could spell disaster

  12. Scott_Chandwater

    November 20, 2012 at 11:34 am


  13. BadNewsJeff

    November 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Look at that beautiful landscape!  It’s no wonder the Jews and Muslims are fighting over it.

  14. Aria Taint

    November 20, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    My invisible man can kick your invisible man’s ass! Fuck religion!!