Great News! We’re Getting Dumber!

Looks like the dumbest thing we ever did was make our own lives easier.  Way to go humanity!



  1. Anthony From California

    November 13, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    You wouldn’t be able to tell by this crop of interns, whhhhaaaaaat.

  2. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 13, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I don’t get it.

  3. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    Hmm, we’re getting dumber. So why should I listen to this numb nuts ?

  4. RFGvac

    November 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    A 4 cylinder engine, while not as powerful as an 8 cylinder, will have much less problems because it’s not as complex.  The human mind is the same.  
    The more  nonsense you cram in there and worry about, the more neuroses, anxiety, and depression you’ll have.  
    I don’t know if I’ve ever known an extremely intelligent person who isn’t fraught with these ailments, as well as a lack of common sense. 
    Everything’s a trade off.

  5. jerkstoresean

    November 13, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    Can this guy slow the fuck down? I can’t read that fast

    • XL XTall

      November 13, 2012 at 8:31 pm

       I am writing this reply very slowly because I know you can’t read that well.

  6. TemporalGrid

    November 13, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    Mike Judge told us this years ago in Idiocracy. Brawndo….it’s got electrolytes!

    • TBVickroy

      November 14, 2012 at 9:48 am

       go ‘way. I’m ‘batin.

  7. TBVickroy

    November 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    Yea, that guy is stupid. Whatevs.

  8. CryBaby1

    November 13, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Who gives a shit? Fuck off………..

  9. sterlingblue

    November 13, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Honey Boo Boo kind of explained this to me weeks ago…

  10. sterlingblue

    November 13, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    Honey Boo Boo kind of explained this to me weeks ago…

  11. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    If I looked like that pasty bastard, I’d off myself…

  12. Lab Rat

    November 13, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    This is utter nonsense and conjecture masquerading as science.

  13. DeathProof

    November 14, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Speak for yourselves…

  14. DeathProof

    November 14, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Speak for yourself, Mr. Crabtree.

  15. AssWhack!

    November 14, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Is that Harold Ramis???

  16. FLprodivider66

    November 14, 2012 at 10:13 am

    I “Dolt” know what he’s talking about…?

  17. Scammask

    November 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    It has electrolytes…