Great News! Iran Ready for War.

Just when you thought the US may not always be at war, Iran is ready to party. Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has said that “we will attack” if the U.S. or Israel attempts military intervention over the country’s nuclear program. Great news for all the reserves out there and for anyone who sells yellow ribbons!!!! USA ! USA! USA!

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