Google Wants to Put the Internet In Your Head


We knew it was coming someday, but it turns out someday is sooner than you think. Google is already testing what they call Project Glass.   A system that will get rid of the computer monitor entirely and allow you to walk around and “think” the internet.  We don’t know if Google Glass can do everything it claims to do, but if their vision (seen in the youtube below) is even half true, it looks like the people of the near future are even more annoying than they are now.

Read about Google glasses and see the demonstration at hypervocal.com.

 

20 comments
Aria Taint
Aria Taint

A lot of DWJ (Driving while jacking).

mattymcguire
mattymcguire

The undressing app..... The un dressing app'p.....

TyWanon
TyWanon

I already have the internet in my head.....All Porn and no substance

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

If this actually happens tube sites are definately going to need more server juice for the quantities of leaked sex tapes.

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

He walked all the way to meet Paul, just to eat at a Roach Coach?  What an asshole.

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

They should start with google glass plus, for cleaning your monitor.

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

This should be as cool as google plus!

Broxstar
Broxstar

At least people will stop staring at glowing rectangles

Broxstar
Broxstar

It's already here its called your thoughts

tommy-o
tommy-o

i contacted google to see if i could test these things for them but they said my brain doesn't meet the minimum system requirements.  

bmqq316
bmqq316

If Davey Mac doesn't get on it, these pricks are totally going to steal his "Jack & Ride" idea.

Scott From Jersey
Scott From Jersey

I hope its not an Apple product..You'd need a Lobotomy every 6 months.. new technology and all

Verbal Kint
Verbal Kint

Great, another distraction.  It's hard enough trying to pretend to listen to my girlfriend now.  "This girl at work blah blah blah..."

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Cant wait to get pulled over in my car for thinking of things

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Project 'Walk into things while mentally looking up Scarlett Johanson nudes'

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Just what the world needs, more idiots that look like they are talking to themselves...

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

But hey, if it makes it safer to drive drunk who's complaining.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

@Verbal Kint At least it won't look as rude as just looking at your phone while they go on