Google Wants to Put the Internet In Your Head


We knew it was coming someday, but it turns out someday is sooner than you think. Google is already testing what they call Project Glass.   A system that will get rid of the computer monitor entirely and allow you to walk around and “think” the internet.  We don’t know if Google Glass can do everything it claims to do, but if their vision (seen in the youtube below) is even half true, it looks like the people of the near future are even more annoying than they are now.

Read about Google glasses and see the demonstration at hypervocal.com.

 

21 Comments

  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    April 5, 2012 at 10:09 am

    Just what the world needs, more idiots that look like they are talking to themselves…

  2. jerkstoresean

    April 5, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Project ‘Walk into things while mentally looking up Scarlett Johanson nudes’

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      April 5, 2012 at 10:18 am

       @jerkstoresean Never forget 9/14

  3. jerkstoresean

    April 5, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Cant wait to get pulled over in my car for thinking of things

  4. Verbal Kint

    April 5, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Great, another distraction.  It’s hard enough trying to pretend to listen to my girlfriend now.  “This girl at work blah blah blah…”

    • jerkstoresean

      April 5, 2012 at 11:10 am

      @Verbal Kint At least it won’t look as rude as just looking at your phone while they go on

  5. blumanta

    April 5, 2012 at 10:21 am

    I hope its not an Apple product..You’d need a Lobotomy every 6 months.. new technology and all

  6. bmqq316

    April 5, 2012 at 10:36 am

    If Davey Mac doesn’t get on it, these pricks are totally going to steal his “Jack & Ride” idea.

  7. tommy o

    April 5, 2012 at 11:32 am

    i contacted google to see if i could test these things for them but they said my brain doesn’t meet the minimum system requirements.  

  8. Broxstar

    April 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    It’s already here its called your thoughts

  9. Broxstar

    April 5, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    At least people will stop staring at glowing rectangles

  10. LizSetsFire

    April 5, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    This should be as cool as google plus!

  11. LizSetsFire

    April 5, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    They should start with google glass plus, for cleaning your monitor.

  12. SteveAsher

    April 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    He walked all the way to meet Paul, just to eat at a Roach Coach?  What an asshole.

  13. SpeedKills

    April 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    If this happens tube sites are definately going to need more service juice for the new quantities of leaked sex tapes.

  14. SpeedKills

    April 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    If this actually happens tube sites are definately going to need more server juice for the quantities of leaked sex tapes.

  15. TyWanon

    April 5, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    I already have the internet in my head…..All Porn and no substance

  16. Turbo_Squirbo

    April 5, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    All this from an 18 pound headset!

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      April 5, 2012 at 8:35 pm

      But hey, if it makes it safer to drive drunk who’s complaining.

  17. mattymcguire

    April 5, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    The undressing app….. The un dressing app’p…..

  18. Aria Taint

    April 6, 2012 at 9:05 am

    A lot of DWJ (Driving while jacking).