Google Sez: Hey Neckbeards, Get Off the Computer for the Love of God


Google co founder Eric Schmidt had this to say to a graduating college class:

“Take one hour a day and turn that thing off. Take your eyes off that screen and look into the eyes of the person you love. Have a conversation, a real conversation,” Schmidt said.

So ya hear that? Pry your eyes off your smartphones and you computers for part of a day. Now, as to the next part, interacting with other humans, you’re on your own. Just remember you can’t hashtag in real life, people may not know what you’re talking about.

Read more at reuters.com.

49 Comments

  1. TyWanon

    May 20, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    I just yelled to my Girlfriend…Hey Bitch!… you OK?, Does that count?

    • Kevin Dubya

      May 20, 2012 at 9:53 pm

       @TyWanon i think he said you have to yell at her for an hour

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 9:54 pm

      She yelled back…Fuck off!! You Geek! Wuv Twu Wuv

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      She yelled back…Fuck off!! You Geek!

      • Kevin Dubya

        May 20, 2012 at 10:13 pm

         @TyWanon My lady is always out back in her jeans and light blue bikini top shooting arrows. Doesn’t she know there is cool content on the ibang!

      • TyWanon

        May 20, 2012 at 10:18 pm

        @Kevin Dubya Sorry it took me so long to get back too you…i was in the country, shooting Archery (wink) with this hot chick in Jeans and a Blue Bikini top

      • Kevin Dubya

        May 20, 2012 at 10:24 pm

         @TyWanon  @Kevin just to warn you she has chlamydia 

      • TyWanon

        May 20, 2012 at 10:30 pm

        @Kevin Dubya @Kevin I know…I gave it to her…as a sweet sweet gentle present

      • Narc Zito

        May 20, 2012 at 11:38 pm

         @Kevin Dubya Doesn’t make her a bad person.

      • TyWanon

        May 20, 2012 at 11:43 pm

        @Narc Zito @Kevin Dubya No, Just a popular person

      • Gunner

        May 21, 2012 at 6:52 am

        @Kevin Dubya @TyWanon @Kevin

      • Gunner

        May 21, 2012 at 6:53 am

        @Kevin Dubya @TyWanon @Kevin Is that what they mean by ” an itchy quiver”?

      • jiminix

        May 21, 2012 at 5:20 pm

        @TyWanon she plays well with others !)

      • TyWanon

        May 22, 2012 at 12:29 am

        @jiminix she lays better with others

  2. TBVickroy

    May 20, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Can I tweet about it after?

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 10:00 pm

      @TBVickroy …and facebook wall it, plus Instagram it

  3. blumanta

    May 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    I totally agree ..put down the controller and go make your Girlfriend/Wife cum.

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 10:55 pm

      @blumanta …awww shit…now you left Fez out

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 11:03 pm

      @blumanta she has her own Cuntroller and she is making herself cum

      • blumanta

        May 21, 2012 at 6:56 am

         @TyWanon  @blumanta The 360/ps3 controller on vibrate ?just crashing into stuff

  4. Phild2400

    May 20, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    He’s pissed because Facebook boy is richer than he is after one day – Fuckoff Googledouche

  5. Phild2400

    May 20, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    Did one of kids post his speech on Youtube from their IPhone

  6. yotaruvegeta

    May 20, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    Well, Mr. Schmidt, if I followed your suggestion, I wouldn’t be reading the Interrobang right now. #Schmidtfail!

  7. Phild2400

    May 20, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Just an hour and then I want you dumb bastards googling your asses off on your iPhones, iPads, and laptops

  8. Narc Zito

    May 20, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    It’s called recharge time.  He does know what everyone uses Google for, right?

  9. rexdart936

    May 20, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    thanks eric for reminding me that i dont have anyone that loves me or even cares whether i take another breath.   Thanks for reminding me that my life is empty and pointless.  Got any other pearls of wisdom eric?  I hope you die in a puddle of your own vomit while an underage prostitute empties your wallet and shivs you in the kidney.

    • TyWanon

      May 20, 2012 at 11:50 pm

      @rexdart936 …aaah good times

  10. TyWanon

    May 20, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Women can use my keyboard for artificial insemination

  11. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 21, 2012 at 12:10 am

    Im on the opposite 23 hr off google and one on schedule no wonder I’m stressed out

    • TyWanon

      May 21, 2012 at 12:16 am

      @Katmandu mis-spelled take a little time for yourself dogsie

      • Katmandu mis-spelled

        May 21, 2012 at 12:21 am

        @TyWanon I know right, I need one of those pot cards from the dr office

      • TyWanon

        May 21, 2012 at 12:26 am

        @Katmandu mis-spelled ,,,yeah Katmandu …if you ever get out of here, thats really where you going to

      • Katmandu mis-spelled

        May 21, 2012 at 9:29 am

        And New York city’s like a friendly ghost,
        You seem to pass right through.
        I know I’m gonna miss the u.s.a.,
        I guess i’ll miss it every single day,
        But no one loves me here anyway,
        I know my playin

  12. The Real Big Ed

    May 21, 2012 at 6:18 am

    This guy’s pretty shrewd, as he’s still leaving the other 23 hours to push ads.

  13. frankw99

    May 21, 2012 at 6:30 am

    screw you asshole,I do what I want

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 21, 2012 at 7:11 am

    I call the time for myself, SLEEP.

  15. TwizzlesMcNasty

    May 21, 2012 at 7:28 am

    What if I miss something?

  16. jerkstoresean

    May 21, 2012 at 8:02 am

    What am I supposed to jerk off using my imagination like some kind of caveman?

  17. jerkstoresean

    May 21, 2012 at 8:04 am

    I suppose I should “go outside” too, right?

  18. Fez Whatley

    May 21, 2012 at 9:17 am

    The term is “Fertlenecks” not “Neckbeards” (From SNL)

  19. Broxstar

    May 21, 2012 at 9:55 am

    I cant I’m addicted to glowing rectangels

  20. Bloodklot

    May 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    #Ihavenofriends

  21. bmqq316

    May 21, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    What if they’re looking into the eyes of the porn star they love?

  22. Shaggyballz74

    May 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I can only achieve orgasm while sitting in a chair. 

  23. treekiller

    May 21, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    I get a break from all my google android devices when I have to reboot them 20 times a day.

  24. treekiller

    May 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    I just can’t bringmyslf to type the obnvious beard/beard joke. 
     
     I REALLY suck, wait, now I need a beard.  

  25. RandallOfLegend

    May 21, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    A late Mother’s Day reminder for the neckbeards to leave her basement and say hello.

  26. Bloodklot

    May 22, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Norton is safe.  He has no neck, beard or chin.
     

  27. business voip

    May 22, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Now he’s talking. There’s nothing really wrong with all this technology. All that he’s trying to say is that we must use them moderately, and most importantly we must always keep in mind that real personal interaction is the best way of socialization.