Google is the Second Best Place to Work in the World

That’s according to CNN Money. Software company SAS was named the best ahead of Google. What put Google over so big was their Career Guru program which gives career coaching to its employees. Coaching them to say how great Google is and how happy they should be working for Google. And how Google is the best company ever and that they wish they could just live at Google instead of going home to their burdensome families. On site career coaches are great!



  1. sterlingblue

    November 14, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Better to work at than Hooters?

  2. seamus98

    November 14, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Paradise Island caretaker is the best job

  3. HummusMagnate

    November 14, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I work in a vagina. I win.

    • seamus98

      November 14, 2012 at 10:50 pm

      @HummusMagnate don’t ever get married,you’ll lose that job

      • Scott_Chandwater

        November 15, 2012 at 10:18 am

        @seamus98  @HummusMagnate the neighbor is an asshole

  4. eddietirebiter

    November 15, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Self employed…I’m my own worst boss.

  5. bmqq316

    November 15, 2012 at 11:24 am

    If you Google yourself too much you’ll go blind.

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 15, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Can’t we just hear “sugar, sugar” by the Archies…

  7. Docintoxicated

    November 15, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Fuck, yet another year Sirius XM internships get the snub.

  8. sidwasout

    November 15, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    What about quality control at the Fleshlight factory?  Did they bother to ask that guy?