Google Glass IS NOT for porn!


googleglassSoon after the first pornographic app appeared for Google Glass, Google has quietly changed its Glass Platform Developer Policies, prohibiting apps that contain sexually explicit content.

Okay fine because you know how pornographers always follow rules.

Read more at mashable.com.

16 Comments

  1. Badmotherrucker

    June 4, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    Right. Any horny teenaged boy will hack into those things in 30 seconds.

    • JonNockels

      June 5, 2013 at 1:39 am

      You mean JACK into those things in 30 seconds

  2. HIMcDunnough

    June 4, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    ok, no google glass for me.  thanks for saving me a shitload of money.

  3. Moe Green

    June 4, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    So they want to sell like 3 pairs. Hello laserdisc.

  4. Anthony From California

    June 4, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    I guess I’ll just have to keep jacking to fat chicks sitting next to me on airplanes. Thanks for nothing Google.

  5. stoogemcclassy

    June 4, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    The paper bag industry must have lobbied Google

  6. FLprodivider66

    June 4, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    Walking With Hard-Ons Prohibited!

  7. Badger1225

    June 5, 2013 at 1:00 am

    I’m waiting for the x-ray vision app.

  8. HummusMagnate

    June 5, 2013 at 2:57 am

    Way to separate yourselves from apple

  9. Aria Taint

    June 5, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Spank-0-Vision finally…

  10. DeathProof

    June 5, 2013 at 9:15 am

    Until it gets jail broken and rooted. Oh, wait, that happened in April.

  11. AnthonyLoman

    June 5, 2013 at 11:14 am

    You can still jack off to porn on your phone/laptop while wearing google glasses though right google?

    • Gtothedalf

      June 5, 2013 at 2:14 pm

      AnthonyLoman no I think it’s left google 🙂 sorry booo me

      • AnthonyLoman

        June 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm

        Gtothedalf AnthonyLoman  You have to add Tss Tss when you do a Chip!

  12. bmqq316

    June 5, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    This is going to screw up Davey Mac’s “Jack & Ride” app…

  13. peon

    June 5, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    Then the Google Glass is not for me.