Girl Leaves Calculator Behind for Intimate Relationship With Tetris Game

A 22-year-old woman from Florida named Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan previously had a relationship with a calculator named Pierre but has since moved on to a new love. She is now sexually attracted to and in a relationship with a Tetris game, she plays 12 hours a day. Their dates usually consist of her playing for hours in the library and she plans to marry the game. She identifies as Fractal, meaning she’s attracted to physical objects rather than human beings. Don’t commit now girl, a real sexy Galaga machine may come into your life and you’ll want to be available.

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