Girl Football Player Kicks All Ass

This tough baby doll knows how to cut into open field and runs with extreme authority. She had a nice season and scored 35 times and ran for 1,911 yards, averaging 8.2 yards per carry. I hope they call her Ice Box.


  1. dr freedom sauce

    November 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    damn, this girl is making those boys look like fools

  2. Gunner

    November 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I’ll be impressed if she can do that in another ten years.

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm

       Like Janis said, “get it while you can”

  3. TBVickroy

    November 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Is it too late to picks her up for my fantasy team? That was great!

  4. Orman

    November 6, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Damn you Kathy Ireland.  See what you started.

    • galactictraveler

      November 7, 2012 at 1:32 am

      @Orman Now I don’t feel bad. I thought I was the only one that saw that movie.

  5. seamus98

    November 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    In a few years she will  changing her name to sal and dating girls

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 6, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Those little feet kicking is about the cutest thing ever…

  7. MikekWackbag

    November 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    I don’t know why, but that made me very, very happy.

  8. BAC 420

    November 6, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    I heard she has an uncle named Paul who taught her how to run so fast.

  9. K Dubya

    November 6, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    ice Box was an LB not a RB

  10. Jackscolon

    November 6, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Kind of awesome…very cute

  11. Pool Keepers Son

    November 6, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    You go girl, I think those boys were trying to grab some tit and ass because they sure weren’t trying to tackle you

  12. galactictraveler

    November 7, 2012 at 1:34 am

    Oh honey, just carry babies, leave football to men !

  13. shizz

    November 7, 2012 at 2:25 am

    One word, Puberty. Enjoy it, Darling.

  14. mgz

    November 7, 2012 at 7:56 am

    who cares its little kids when was the last time little kids played football well?

  15. FLprodivider66

    November 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    She’s a “bitch on wheels”!…And plays full contact football?? I’m impressed….Dammit girl!!

  16. kevgret

    November 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

    They keep stats in little league?

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm

       That’s the funniest thing about this.  Good to see they kept her carries down to avoid the curse of 270.

  17. BigMetsFan

    November 7, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Her TD dance is to taunt the boys by telling them she has an 11-year-old pussy.

  18. John in va

    November 7, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Godd damm girl she can boogiee… gordon is the next whitee rg3. Lol

  19. John in va

    November 7, 2012 at 11:11 am

    On a field note what state is this they have awesome kept up nice football fields for little leauge.

  20. DeathProof

    November 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

    In other news male cheerleader sucks a dick.

  21. bmqq316

    November 7, 2012 at 11:55 am

    So is this from Cher’s home movies of Chaz?

  22. GSE970

    November 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    1,900+ yards and her helmet did not fit.

  23. Delcomark

    November 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    She’d be even better if her worthless teammates could make a decent block.

  24. JoeCanada

    November 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Rex Ryan and the Jets just signed her for a 22 year contract.

  25. bodyslam911

    November 8, 2012 at 9:09 am

    2:24 horse collar tackle.

  26. Scott_Chandwater

    November 8, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    yup, playing football with the boys, but i bet she showers separate!