Get Even Drunker Off Beer

While Budweiser is trying to pull out of Flight, they’re releasing a new high alcohol content beer early next year, called Black Crown. They’re timing it to launch with some Superbowl commercials to alert everyone who is drunk already that they can pound more, newer, beers later on. Bud has been pushing their new Bud Light Platinum for the last year, their higher alcohol Bud Light. Looks like their strategy against everyone other beer company out there is to just get everyone more blitzed, though that hasn’t really worked for the high gravity malt liquors.

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  1. mistawag

    November 7, 2012 at 12:42 am

    Finally something I can remove from the paper bag to drink without embarrassment.

  2. Anthony From California

    November 7, 2012 at 1:29 am

    Just drink whiskey pussies

    • DeathProof

      November 7, 2012 at 11:41 am

      @Anthony From California Cheap beer tastes better than cheap whiskey. And, is less expensive. I think that’s the target consumer.

  3. SerotoninsGone

    November 7, 2012 at 2:31 am

    How could this possibly go wrong!?

  4. Linuxdood

    November 7, 2012 at 2:55 am

    Sorry Bud,  5% ABV is nothing.

  5. turfgrass64

    November 7, 2012 at 8:30 am

    What’s wrong whit the beer we got!?

    • MontanaSteve

      November 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm

      …Budweiser, Michelobe, coors…

  6. the jerm

    November 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Was Pepper testing it when he was typing this?

  7. madtowntom

    November 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

    catering,or targeting the black folks ? the same co that bitches about neg. portrayal in movies, corp scum.

  8. Delcomark

    November 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Coke-Pepsi, Coors-Bud, Dems-Repubs…how many times has Ron gotta tell ya, it’s time for something new folks.

  9. FLprodivider66

    November 7, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Buddy I worked with used to call beer “Neck Juice” haha

  10. John in va

    November 7, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Cokee ruless

  11. bmqq316

    November 7, 2012 at 11:18 am

    I tried that Bud Platinum…it fucked me up too quick and gave me a killer headache the next day.

  12. BigMike2012

    November 7, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Brought to you by CENTAUR PEPPERS.

  13. DeathProof

    November 7, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Schorschbrau Schorschbock is 57.7%
    Don’t ask me how to say it. I can imagine it tastes good.

  14. Pompano

    November 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    …pronounced Rorshack!