George Zimmerman Saves 4 People From Overturned SUV

zimmerman-file-0722-c1-mainAccording to police, George Zimmerman and another man helped four people get out of an SUV that had overturned last week, just days after his acquittal in Sanford. Apparently now, he doesn’t want anyone to stay in their truck.



  1. RN Eric

    July 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    fuckin guy is clearly out of control

  2. AnthonyLoman

    July 22, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    He handcuffed the fifth guy to the steering wheel and tossed a flaming rag into the gas tank.

    • TheOandAKid

      July 22, 2013 at 3:12 pm

      AnthonyLoman Read the story, its’Fingercuffed’

  3. DocJones

    July 22, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    What the article doesn’t say is that it was Zimmerman himself that pushed over the SUV while shouting: “BY THE POWER OF RACISMMMMM!!!!!”

  4. BadNewsJeff

    July 22, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    That overturned SUV was a P.R. plant MMMMAAAANNNNNNNNNN!

    • stoogemcclassy

      July 22, 2013 at 4:02 pm

      Puerto Rican plant? Like jicama?

    • tararue1017

      July 30, 2013 at 1:25 am

      BadNewsJeff I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!

  5. tomato_v

    July 22, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    It was so cool yo, Zimm ran up to the smoking car, gasine leaking from the tank, the trapped family hanging upside down, screaming, “Help us!”
    There was no time. Zimm tried to get close but the smoke was oppressive, attacking – good thing he had Sheila, his 9MM, by his side.
    He whipped it out and sliced all the seat belts with scope-like bullet precision, he fired another clip to create a false breeze, clearing the smoke to allow he and his friend time to get in and get them out, both protected only by his hoodie drapped around his head.
    As he cleared the smoke, soot covered on his face, Suffern police were there to assist the family and also, mistakenly, shoot the armed, dark man in a hoodie.
    Lawsuit is now pending on the cop that removed the gun away from the dead body for infringing on the corpse’s 2nd amendment rights….’MERICA!

  6. CamfromToronto

    July 22, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Had he called 911 first the operator would’ve said “we don’t need you to do that”

  7. WorkingManJoe

    July 22, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    i bet fez was all worked up about this too

  8. FLpro

    July 22, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Too legit “not” to acquit!…still consider him to be a monster Fezzy??

  9. Harold Brubek

    July 22, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    What he SHOULD have done was waited for the police to arrive!!!!
    (said in cranky, grandma voice)

  10. galactictraveler

    July 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Did he shoot the tires out first ?

  11. FW Losses Again

    July 22, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    George Zimmerman is NOT a stand alone fruit damn it.

  12. jasonhathaway

    July 22, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    Tonight on MSNBC, they play the tape backwards so that it looks like Zimmerman is shoving them all back into the car and then flipping it over.

  13. stoogemcclassy

    July 22, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Now he’s a wannabe firefighter…

  14. Amsterclam

    July 22, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Bet they were white.

    • ummmwhat

      July 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm

      Amsterclam bet they weren’t punching his face

      • nullzero00

        July 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm

        ummmwhat Amsterclam or slamming his head against the curb

      • Amsterclam

        July 22, 2013 at 9:06 pm

        nullzero00 ummmwhat Amsterclam So there were some similarities to Trevon. Interesting.

      • sidwasout

        July 22, 2013 at 9:08 pm

        Not unless they were all wearing hoodies.

  15. HIMcDunnough

    July 22, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    I’m not gonna rush to judgement on this. He could have been in fear for their life.

  16. ziggyrotten

    July 22, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    week # 2

  17. Captain Geech

    July 22, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    The world is out to fuck with Fez’s mind and I am 100% cool with that.

  18. edrooney

    July 22, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    After all the shit this guy went through with being asked why he didn’t wait for the police to arrive, he did it again!  And totally redeemed himself…to probably nobody.

  19. Badmotherrucker

    July 22, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Zimmerman finally get’s some good press. Meanwhile, in London the newest member of the Lucky Sperm club is hogging up every second of air time. Sucks to be Zimmerman.

  20. Moe Green

    July 22, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    I am praying they were gay. Hell, blowing each other when the truck flipped.

  21. The Real Big Ed

    July 22, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    He stood his ground, and four people are alive.  Fezzie toasts you again, Sir!

  22. StevenG

    July 22, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Trayvon would have just taken their wallets.

    • Willie Nillie

      July 23, 2013 at 3:42 am

      or at least taken their jewlery

  23. ecupirate

    July 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Big ups

  24. Distortion9

    July 22, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    GZ = Unbreakable
    Trayvon = Mr Glass

  25. ziggyrotten

    July 22, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    so, when he dies he gets to be in heaven with trayvon now?

  26. Triggerslappy

    July 22, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Zimmerman rose from the ashes like a Phoenix. .. a racist Phoenix.

    • ziggyrotten

      July 22, 2013 at 7:11 pm

      it’s like a cosmic “leave a penny, take a penny” tray

  27. HoneydewWilkins

    July 22, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    [cue piano]

  28. ScottMurphy

    July 22, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    he is a saint..he should have his likeness on postage stamps…

    • ziggyrotten

      July 23, 2013 at 2:22 am

      he should go to canada…. they just don’t care at all

  29. Judge Smails

    July 22, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    Lucky thing none of those people was carrying Skittles.

  30. ArtFriend

    July 22, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    How many good deeds is this man single-handedly capable of doing for society?

  31. Ubergod

    July 23, 2013 at 12:03 am

    “If I drove a car, it would look like that SUV”-Barack

  32. cal5000

    July 23, 2013 at 2:18 am

    The other guy was on the scene first and did most of the work, but whatever…

  33. Willie Nillie

    July 23, 2013 at 3:41 am

    If Obama was Hispanic he would have saved these people .