George Lopez Wants to Rob and F*ck Donald Trump

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George Lopez was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night and came out swinging talking about Donald Trump. He said that since Trump calls Mexicans criminals and rapists, “when I see him I’m going to rob and fuck him.”

Lopez talked quite a bit about golfing. He loves to golf and even played and had lunch with Trump once, nine years ago. It was on Father’s Day at Trump’s Bedminster, N.J. golf course. He said Donald liked having grilled cheese sandwiches and bratwurst with a ton of yellow mustard. Lopez said the entire kitchen staff- largely Latino- appeared at the table with a feast of Carne Asada, frijoles, rice, tortillas and more. Donald Trump asked if this was on the menu and the latino chefs replied, “No. George Lopez.”

Lopez also talked about his annual “Brownie Cup” golf tournament withAnthony Anderson, Don Cheadle, and Cheech Marin and if you think that has something to do with pot brownies, you’re absolutely right. Lopez is currently on tour with The Comedy Get Down Tour, (formerly known as the Black and Brown Comedy Get Down) with Cedric the Entertainer, D.L. Hughley, Charlie Murphy, and Eddie Griffin.

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