From the One Percenter’s Catalog: A $90,000 Shirt

hermes croc shirtThe Hermes crocodile leather tshirt is retailing for $91,500 to be exact, and its absolutely the only thing you can wear while enjoying a one percenter cocktail or posting on #richkidsofinstagram.



  1. Moe Green

    March 26, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Cum wipes off with a rag.

  2. turfgrass64

    March 26, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    Nice shirt dick!

  3. Ziggy Stardust

    March 26, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    Meh, you can get one down in Louisiana from the Swamp Men for way less.

  4. Vickroy

    March 26, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    I couldn’t wait to spill something on it.

    • Morgan McNasty

      March 27, 2013 at 8:30 am

      @Vickroy like jizz.

  5. K Dubya

    March 26, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    for that much it better have tits and give handjobs

  6. JonNockels

    March 26, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    “GOD DAMN IT MOM!!! It was dry clean ONLY”!

  7. ediblegenius

    March 26, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    I prefer alligator leather, doesnt bacon neck

  8. SarahMcPants

    March 26, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    It’s nice to see female models aren’t the only ones trying to look Schindler’s List Chic.

  9. HummusMagnate

    March 26, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    This shirt was produced specifically to piss off iBangers. Oh, buy

  10. HummusMagnate

    March 26, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    This shirt was produced specifically to piss off iBangers. Oh, buy the way this post costs a gazillion dollars to read! Ooooo! Aaaaah!

  11. RonsCigar

    March 26, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    I don’t have enough credit to wear this and then return it.

  12. rexdart936

    March 26, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    a leather t shirt?  what next a leather sweater? does it come 4xlt or is that $20000 more for big n tall sizes?

  13. Oprahs moose knuckle

    March 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    Does the twinkie come with it?

    • FLprodivider66

      March 26, 2013 at 11:37 pm

      @Oprahs moose knuckle…a Hostess Snack Cake filled with Creamy Goodness? Lol

  14. cigarsNscotch

    March 26, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    I bet it looks totally badass with a pair of Kroks.

  15. Delcomark

    March 26, 2013 at 11:27 pm  Isn’t that where you find Pepper and Bronx Johnny’s podcast?

  16. FLprodivider66

    March 26, 2013 at 11:41 pm


  17. galactictraveler

    March 27, 2013 at 2:24 am

    That’s going to take a bite out your wallet .

  18. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 8:29 am

    Looks like it would make you sweat……while jerking off three dudes at once

    • Punk0

      March 27, 2013 at 8:32 am

      @Morgan McNasty I nearly started pondering the logistics of that statement, then I realized it was a trap.

  19. Punk0

    March 27, 2013 at 8:41 am

    If you wear it in the South.  You’ll have rednecks trying to stick their head in your mouth.

  20. Aria Taint

    March 27, 2013 at 9:21 am

    I but cum just sheets of that.

  21. Primomike

    March 27, 2013 at 10:20 am

    I saw that at Marshalls

  22. sidwasout

    March 27, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    For that kind of money, you’d think it would at least come with a pocket for your smokes.

  23. Impostor

    March 27, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Could it stop a shank when I bury it in his back?

  24. tsf8golf

    March 27, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    I wonder if they make it in a Ladies Medium? I like my shirts to look tailored fit

  25. Badger1225

    March 27, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    A centaur leather jacket would be more expensive but then Hicks wouldn’t be with us so we can do without.  Just don’t tell Fez or he’ll skin Hicks faster than he does interns.