Forget The Heat. The Red Sox Streak On The Line.

fenwayThe Boston Red Sox are struggling to keep their streak of 793 home sellouts alive as the new season arrives, the longest in any of the 4 major sports. The Sox are expecting a slow April and have decided to cut beer prices, do two-for-one hot dogs and hand out free kids meals to get people in the ball park.  You would have thought just firing Bobby Valentine would have done that.



  1. rexdart936

    March 26, 2013 at 11:02 pm


  2. K Dubya

    March 26, 2013 at 11:46 pm

    Fuck Boston and their stupid team

  3. jayjohnstone

    March 26, 2013 at 11:57 pm

    how about we forget the heat and the red sox

  4. FLprodivider66

    March 27, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Throw in tickets to see Godsmack perform in their hometown of Boston and I’m there!

  5. UCF Ryan

    March 27, 2013 at 12:21 am

    1. Who cares.
    2.  That record has been bunk for years.  Giving away free tickets is not a sellout. 

    • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

      March 27, 2013 at 2:20 am

      party pooper!

  6. elephant_droid

    March 27, 2013 at 1:39 am

    How about a Hugo Chavez Memorial Day where they worship the Citgo sign?

  7. LukeUsingForce

    March 27, 2013 at 2:50 am

    If they stop playing Sweet Caroline during the 7th inning stretch, I’m there. SO BAD, SO BAD, SO BAD

    • LukeUsingForce

      March 27, 2013 at 2:52 am

      Banning pink hats would work too.

  8. Shaggyballz74

    March 27, 2013 at 6:24 am

    I liked them better when they were cursed

    • WilliamFBaldwin

      March 27, 2013 at 9:14 am

      @Shaggyballz74 it did make baseball more fun

  9. Moe Green

    March 27, 2013 at 7:37 am

    I was there in August. It was over then.

  10. Fa Q

    March 27, 2013 at 7:40 am

    This is the biggest work going. I’ve seen big sections of empty seats at every game I’ve been to over the last few years.

    • ecupirate

      March 27, 2013 at 11:02 am

      @Fa Q thats just about everywhere. They go by tickets sold not people attended. Big Corps buy these tickets give them out and people don’t go. But since they sold the tickets and there are none left to buy its tech a sell out

  11. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 7:58 am

    Could have stopped at cut beer prices.

  12. edrooney

    March 27, 2013 at 8:40 am

    The Sox are an absolutely despiseable team.  I used to go to 20 games a year.  Last year I went to one.  And there were plenty of empty seats at that “sellout.”  And Toronto hit a HR on the first goddam pitch of the game.  And I hate the pink hat ponytail crowd .  And I hate idiots that buy a bricks.  And I hate sweet caroline.  And I hate the Jesus Saves guy on the bridge over the Mass Pike.  And I hate the new Cask and Flagon.  I do like the new bleacher bar though.

  13. stoogemcclassy

    March 27, 2013 at 9:21 am

    I still love the red sox, but they can’t possibly think that years of raping us with ticket prices wasn’t going to create backlash. Too greedy

  14. Scott From Jersey

    March 27, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    Got to see the stadium at the Winter Classic a few years ago,without having to watch the shitty sawx.As a Yankee fan a win-win for me.