Forget Gummy Bears, Give Me The Python

If you love gummy bears and gummy worms then you’re going to love the gummy python. Weighing in at 27 pounds, this 36,000 calorie treat features a seven foot long python that is detailed to look like the real thing. And by real thing, it’s really just an enormous red gummy snake that looks awesome.




  1. jerkaruso

    November 13, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    This reminds me of the end of Requiem for a Dream for some reason.

  2. Toin Coss

    November 13, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    It begs the question…..Is that a Gummy Python in your Pants or are you just happy to see me!!!!!!!

  3. sidwasout

    November 13, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    It shouldn’t be too long (pun intended) before we see it used in porn.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 13, 2012 at 5:06 pm

      @sidwasout The two gays in the pic are about to go ass to ass.

  4. AnthonyLoman

    November 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    A lot of washed up race horses had their bones and hooves ground up to make that deliciousness.

    • SarahMcSmokeyPants

      November 13, 2012 at 6:08 pm

      @AnthonyLoman WORTH IT.

  5. sterlingblue

    November 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    This just will end very badly….

  6. CryBaby1

    November 13, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Fez…does the term “Deep Throat” come to mind?

  7. K Dubya

    November 13, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Are those partially digested gummy rats inside it?

  8. Beer

    November 14, 2012 at 8:43 am

    And you can use it ass to ass…just like in the movies