Food Porn [NSFW]


Did you ever want any of the hosts from the Food Network to talk dirty? No, course not why would you!? Well some kid has re-edited a show to make the hostess sound like she’s talking about sex. Well…she’s sounds more like an autistic woman talking about sex. This would be the funniest shit in the world if the world stayed in 8th grade. It’s sure to be copied by a million other kids so get used to these.

15 Comments

  1. fitzyMFNcent

    March 18, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Hell YEAH!!! go Sandra go!

  2. jerkstoresean

    March 18, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    This is the best portrayal of sex and food since George Costanza eating Pastrami under the sheets

  3. blumanta

    March 18, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    The funny part of the real story is that she was molested by an uncle 

  4. LoneStarViking

    March 18, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    I’m hungry. Got dick¿

  5. TyWanon

    March 18, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Wow–it flows so fluidly….PORN, DICK, BUTT

  6. elephant_droid

    March 19, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Bob Kelly just “finished”

  7. FLprodriver66

    March 19, 2012 at 2:41 am

    She LOVES the DICK haha! I’d really like to see her reaction when she first sees this…

  8. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 19, 2012 at 7:34 am

    This best part of this video occurs at 1:58…

  9. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 19, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Beautiful Butt Juice?…. Fezzie what’s butt juice?

  10. Johnny Dickshot

    March 19, 2012 at 11:07 am

    Fez needs a cucumber or carrot facial.

  11. bmqq316

    March 19, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Too bad she didn’t have a recipe for kumquats.

  12. Wesley Shears

    March 19, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Why didn’t they use any clips from the show where she made ‘Giz Bag Tea’?

  13. HollyGothic

    March 19, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    She makes it easy with that cocktail time shit

  14. Fez is a dreamboat

    March 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Mmm, she can have my sweaty balls anytime.

  15. blumanta

    March 19, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Sandra D and the D is for DICK…….