Florida Man (no surprise there) Kills Himself Over Obama Reelection

A man in Key West killed himself after telling his partner that “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead on Nov. 8, with the words “Fuck Obama!” scrawled on his will and two empty prescription bottles nearby.

Read more at miamiherald.com.







  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    I admire a person who follows through!

    • TBVickroy

      November 15, 2012 at 9:41 am

       OK, Ted Nugent, time to step up.

  2. the jerm

    November 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Partner huh?

    • turfgrass64

      November 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      @the jerm You thinking the same thing I’m thinking? That it was just Paul O and he’s been in New York all week!?

  3. zBriGuy

    November 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    And nothing of value was lost.

  4. The Real Big Ed

    November 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm


  5. ShowerBench

    November 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    A gay Republican who puts his life on the line and follows through..it makes threats to leave the country seem so pussy in retrospect

  6. DerekJamesSmith

    November 14, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Maybe god told him to do it

    • Philosaraptor

      November 14, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      @DerekJamesSmith No, God hates the GEEEYS.

  7. Philosaraptor

    November 14, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    OMG!!  A crazy gay guy in Key West!? This will bring their community to it’s knees I’ll bet!

  8. Fu11xu

    November 14, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    It’s a good start. Maybe he’ll start a trend in FL, MS, AL, GA, TX, OK, KS. Collective IQ in those states could go up dramatically

    • Scott_Chandwater

      November 15, 2012 at 10:15 am

      @Fu11xu you forgot Maine

  9. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    November 14, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    First gay man in Key West not to die of Aids or sex with marine life.

  10. galactictraveler

    November 15, 2012 at 1:40 am

    The election was a hard pill to swallow !

  11. Gunner

    November 15, 2012 at 6:23 am

    We need more idiots to step up! C’mon people thin the herd!

    • RN Eric

      November 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

      @Gunner- fuck the dumb.

  12. FSUfanboy

    November 15, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Good start! Next?

  13. crazygeek

    November 15, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Yea he really showed Obama by killing himself. Was moving not an option?

  14. Aria Taint

    November 15, 2012 at 8:37 am

    One down, an entire state to go.

  15. AssWhack!

    November 15, 2012 at 10:12 am

    You would think that a man living in Key West with a “partner” would be cool with Obama

  16. Scott_Chandwater

    November 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

    now theres a gay cure!

  17. bmqq316

    November 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

    The important thing is he didn’t overreact like some people.

  18. SkoobaDoo

    November 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Oh, he was gay.

  19. Docintoxicated

    November 15, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Didn’t he learn from Chevy Chase in the movie Dirty Work that there are just some things you shouldn’t bet on?

  20. queenelisabeth

    November 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    oh in florida? what a surprise.

  21. Mr.Me2

    November 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    this man sets a great example. no murder suicide, and yea this is real self deportation. good riddance. idiot

  22. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    He’s gay and doesn’t support Obama? What a sell-out!