Florida Man (no surprise there) Kills Himself Over Obama Reelection


A man in Key West killed himself after telling his partner that “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead on Nov. 8, with the words “Fuck Obama!” scrawled on his will and two empty prescription bottles nearby.

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27 Comments

  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    I admire a person who follows through!

    • TBVickroy

      November 15, 2012 at 9:41 am

      @Foggy_Otis
       OK, Ted Nugent, time to step up.

  2. the jerm

    November 14, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Partner huh?

    • turfgrass64

      November 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      @the jerm You thinking the same thing I’m thinking? That it was just Paul O and he’s been in New York all week!?

  3. zBriGuy

    November 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    And nothing of value was lost.

  4. The Real Big Ed

    November 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Face!

  5. ShowerBench

    November 14, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    A gay Republican who puts his life on the line and follows through..it makes threats to leave the country seem so pussy in retrospect

  6. DerekJamesSmith

    November 14, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Maybe god told him to do it

    • Philosaraptor

      November 14, 2012 at 8:59 pm

      @DerekJamesSmith No, God hates the GEEEYS.

  7. Philosaraptor

    November 14, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    OMG!!  A crazy gay guy in Key West!? This will bring their community to it’s knees I’ll bet!

  8. Fu11xu

    November 14, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    It’s a good start. Maybe he’ll start a trend in FL, MS, AL, GA, TX, OK, KS. Collective IQ in those states could go up dramatically

    • Scott_Chandwater

      November 15, 2012 at 10:15 am

      @Fu11xu you forgot Maine

  9. Smoky Mountain Cabin

    November 14, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    First gay man in Key West not to die of Aids or sex with marine life.

  10. galactictraveler

    November 15, 2012 at 1:40 am

    The election was a hard pill to swallow !

  11. Gunner

    November 15, 2012 at 6:23 am

    We need more idiots to step up! C’mon people thin the herd!

    • RN Eric

      November 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

      @Gunner- fuck the dumb.

  12. FSUfanboy

    November 15, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Good start! Next?

  13. crazygeek

    November 15, 2012 at 7:53 am

    Yea he really showed Obama by killing himself. Was moving not an option?

  14. Aria Taint

    November 15, 2012 at 8:37 am

    One down, an entire state to go.

  15. AssWhack!

    November 15, 2012 at 10:12 am

    You would think that a man living in Key West with a “partner” would be cool with Obama

  16. Scott_Chandwater

    November 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

    now theres a gay cure!

  17. bmqq316

    November 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

    The important thing is he didn’t overreact like some people.

  18. SkoobaDoo

    November 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Oh, he was gay.

  19. Docintoxicated

    November 15, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Didn’t he learn from Chevy Chase in the movie Dirty Work that there are just some things you shouldn’t bet on?

  20. queenelisabeth

    November 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    oh in florida? what a surprise.

  21. Mr.Me2

    November 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    this man sets a great example. no murder suicide, and yea this is real self deportation. good riddance. idiot

  22. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 15, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    He’s gay and doesn’t support Obama? What a sell-out!