Finally! iPad with the Fleshlight Add-On


In what must surely be a sign of the end times You will soon be able to bang your iPad.

Read more at bitterwallet.com.

18 comments
BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

One more step on the road to Fuckbots, and eventual population control.  Just don't be among the first to try these new advances out, as first generation tech is always buggy and not worth losing your dick over (or worth losing your womb over ladies, cuz there will of course be male models as well- and they can go ALL NIGHT!).  Cherry 2000, here we come!

heetz
heetz

I'll wait for Samsung's answer,  the Galaxy Ass.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Your thumb will still inadvertantly hit the home button closing out the "movie" you're "watching". #jackusinteruptus

FLpro
FLpro

Will Kim Kardashian's ass even fit on the screen?...I'm gonna need a bigger iPad :P

seamus98
seamus98

no way, fez you evil genius, you have gone too far

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

It's an Obama trick to get us in line at apple and away from the polls, Don't fall for the trick, stay away from the light

Slappy
Slappy

Now I just have to book mark some Russian Rape-porn!

sidwasout
sidwasout

This is, truly, the greatest age.  There is nothing man cannot improve upon by adding a portable, artificial pussy.  I believe someone will soon be getting a call from Stockholm.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Call it IBANG!!  All it needs now is a lube and tissue holder !  

FLpro
FLpro

@Ziggy Stardust...then you've been "spewing" stuff here already!!? Lol