Finally! iPad with the Fleshlight Add-On


In what must surely be a sign of the end times You will soon be able to bang your iPad.

Read more at bitterwallet.com.

22 Comments

  1. DeathProof

    November 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    My prayers have been answered!

    • Rorschach7

      November 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

      @DeathProof FUCK YEA MAN!!!!!!!

  2. Rorschach7

    November 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    OH IM ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!

    • K Dubya

      November 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

      @Rorschach7 more correctly in it

  3. galactictraveler

    November 6, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    They should call it the I Pump.

  4. Ziggy Stardust

    November 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Call it IBANG!!  All it needs now is a lube and tissue holder !

    • FLprodivider66

      November 6, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      @Ziggy Stardust…then you’ve been “spewing” stuff here already!!? Lol

  5. sidwasout

    November 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    This is, truly, the greatest age.  There is nothing man cannot improve upon by adding a portable, artificial pussy.  I believe someone will soon be getting a call from Stockholm.

  6. Slappy

    November 6, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Now I just have to book mark some Russian Rape-porn!

  7. Pool Keepers Son

    November 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    It’s an Obama trick to get us in line at apple and away from the polls, Don’t fall for the trick, stay away from the light

  8. rexdart936

    November 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    So there’s hope for Fez.

  9. K Dubya

    November 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Looking at this the term jiggle algorithm comes to mind

  10. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    iSpewed

  11. HummusMagnate

    November 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    i(something clever)

  12. seamus98

    November 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    no way, fez you evil genius, you have gone too far

  13. FLprodivider66

    November 6, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    I’m gonna need a bigger iPhone 😛

  14. FLprodivider66

    November 6, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    I’m gonna need a bigger iPad 😛

  15. FLprodivider66

    November 6, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Will Kim Kardashian’s ass even fit on the screen?…I’m gonna need a bigger iPad 😛

  16. TBVickroy

    November 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    Your thumb will still inadvertantly hit the home button closing out the “movie” you’re “watching”. #jackusinteruptus

  17. heetz

    November 6, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    I’ll wait for Samsung’s answer,  the Galaxy Ass.

  18. EdFromjersey

    November 6, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    They should call it the iPerfectWife

  19. BadNewsJeff

    November 7, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    One more step on the road to Fuckbots, and eventual population control.  Just don’t be among the first to try these new advances out, as first generation tech is always buggy and not worth losing your dick over (or worth losing your womb over ladies, cuz there will of course be male models as well- and they can go ALL NIGHT!).  Cherry 2000, here we come!