Fat Heiress Thinks Poor People Need to Work Harder


In case you missed it, last week Gina Rinehart, the daughter of an Australian mining tycoon and the world’s richest woman, says poor people should stop complaining about their station in life and work harder. She claims poor people are “jealous” and need to “spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing, and more time working.”  In case you’ve been wondering what she’s been up to since then, she ate an entire ham while making her naked servants fight rabid dogs.

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31 Comments

  1. Docintoxicated

    September 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Would bang.

    • MontanaSteve

      September 3, 2012 at 10:44 pm

       @Docintoxicated Just for the story?

  2. Saskopite

    September 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Yeah because she digs all that coal out herself. In honour of Labour Day let me say: fuck the billionaires.

  3. Rorschach7

    September 3, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    I agree. Let them eat cake. Fucking bitch

  4. Stilltryingregardless

    September 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    somewhere, even paris hilton is saying, “like…ugh…..fuck this worthless rich bitch!”

  5. ShowerBench

    September 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Some poor people should work harder but a fatass heiress is the wrong messenger for that fact, just as Michelle Obama is a better messenger than Chris Christie for “fat people should eat less.”

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    September 3, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    Not all of us can be members of the lucky sperm club…

  7. K Dubya

    September 3, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    OK all you republicans, this is what you sound like to the rest of us

  8. MrLiamGreene

    September 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    why does she feel the need to have an opinion on a segment of society that she has clearly never had to understand for herself?!
     
    like saying, “if only FEZ could show me how to be a better straight guy”

  9. Raybot

    September 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    mmmm…these poor people taste delicious.

  10. Distortion9

    September 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    She’s not entirely wrong….just saying.

  11. Franklin97

    September 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    No picking on the Abo’s lady. Didn’t you learn anything from Monty Python.

  12. Ziggy Stardust

    September 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    She meant just the ones that work for her company. The rest can piss off !! 

  13. FLprodivider66

    September 3, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    She’s definitely living of of the FAT of the land

  14. FLprodivider66

    September 3, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    She’s definitely living off of the FAT of the land

  15. Igglesphan

    September 3, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    I aint rich and never will be but the bitch has a point…..go fuck yourself’s 99% and stop being lazy lazy lazy..

  16. DeathProof

    September 3, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    She makes a very compelling argument.

  17. AnthonyLoman

    September 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    Bah that is shitty advice. Poor people are poor because they are stupid and hence only have jobs which pay very little money. Working overtime at a $7 gig is not going to get you anywhere. The solution is to either a) get impregnated by a wealthy man b) Pepper Hicks your way to wealth through compulsive gambling or c) teach a cat to talk and go on talk shows. 

    • DeathProof

      September 4, 2012 at 9:55 am

       @AnthonyLoman There’s always the basketball, dealing crack or the rap game.  They have options.

      • AnthonyLoman

        September 4, 2012 at 12:12 pm

         @DeathProof There is also the pimp game. But that ain’t easy. Although I can’t imagine why not. The girls do all the fucking and all you do is take their money.

  18. Toin Coss

    September 3, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Luckily for her she inherited 75 Million Dollars to get her Small Business off the ground….Sounds Strangely Familiar?

  19. mistawag

    September 3, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Wow, I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

  20. AnthonyLoman

    September 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    In honor of the late steve carlisi
     

  21. Narc Zito

    September 3, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    By “work harder,” she meant “bring me bigger portions.”

  22. jerkstoresean

    September 3, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    She would also do anything for love, but she won’t do ‘that’
     

  23. IM NOT FEZ YET

    September 4, 2012 at 10:47 am

     station in life? is that walrus speak for, i bought the school but i didn’t attend the school.

  24. bmqq316

    September 4, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    They to earn their money like you did Gina, huh?

  25. twathunter

    September 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    She is a disgusting twat… All of the money in the world wouldn’t make me jealous of her empty soul and overfilled gut…
     

  26. Aria Taint

    September 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Hopefully this entitled fat cunt will be killed in some sort of mine conveyor belt “accident”.

  27. darthomega55

    September 18, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    I do agree with her, I see people having a lot of children even though they can’t afford it, young stupid kids buying $300 sneakers and iphones and shit. and the moment a person gets a raise in pay they start thinking that they are Donald Trump. I don’t condone her condescending attitude but I do wonder for all of you calling her fat: if she was black or hispanic or a jew, would you have called her a nigger, spic or a kike instead?

  28. Na1978

    August 4, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Agreed work harder to raise all the farm animals she will eat this year…….The only one that needs to work harder is Her trainer & her makeup artist……