Fanboys Nine Minute Wet Dream


The first 9 minutes of the new Star Trek film (Star Trek Into Darkness) will be shown before The Hobbit in IMAX 3D – You can almost hear all the fanboys climaxing at the same time.

Read more at latimes.com.

9 Comments

  1. FLprodivider66

    November 16, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    OMG, OMG!….I don’t know whether to jizz between Spock’s eyebrows or jerk a Hobbit off??

    • mistawag

      November 17, 2012 at 1:21 pm

      @FLprodivider66 Relax, you can do both. No one ever gets in trouble for jerking in public.

  2. Beer

    November 16, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I hope they have centaurs in both!

  3. Judge Smails

    November 17, 2012 at 12:04 am

    Theaters will be full of Lord or the Rings losers and Trekkie dorks.  This is like crossing the streams of nerdom and will certainly bring about the end of all life as we know it. It’s in Revelations, people!

  4. SkilledDayLabor

    November 17, 2012 at 12:24 am

    I don’t like all, but the orginal Star Trek story and Tolkien – Fuck Yes!

  5. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Meh…

  6. Toin Coss

    November 17, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Kinda makes ya hope the Mayan’s are Right!?

  7. mistawag

    November 17, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Don’t care to much for the hobbit but would love to see the new star trek. JJ Abrams likes to shine flashlights in your face and it reminds me of better times making midnight border crossings.

  8. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I hope Arex is in it!