Factory Jobs Are Coming Back to America!


And it’s all thanks to China!  Foxconn is looking to open some facilities in Detroit and Los Angeles.  According to the rumors, American workers won’t be making iPhones or iPads, they’re too labor intensive, Americans will be stuck slapping together flat screens.  It kinds hurts to know the Chinese think Americans are too pussy to put together an iPad. Foxconn should give it a shot, they can get their suicide prevention nets sponsored.

Found on businessinsider.com

28 Comments

  1. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 3:43 am

    In an attempt to keep up with that same standard of quality that China is so well know for, these factories will be offering Chinese Food as one of the choices in their cafeterias hehe…

  2. FLprodivider66

    November 9, 2012 at 3:48 am

    In an attempt to keep up with that same standard of quality that China is so well know for, these factories will be offering Chinese Food as one of the food choices in the cafeteria :)))

    • Toin Coss

      November 9, 2012 at 9:05 am

      @FLprodivider66
       Do you know what they call Chinese Food in China……….Food!  Old Joke from an Old Man…..I got 257 more where that came from!?

  3. plastic thoughts

    November 9, 2012 at 3:55 am

    So much for blacks inheriting America.

  4. plastic thoughts

    November 9, 2012 at 4:01 am

    So much for blacks inheriting America.

  5. plastic thoughts

    November 9, 2012 at 4:02 am

    So much for the black man inheriting America.

  6. Aazimar

    November 9, 2012 at 7:19 am

    Too labor intensive = too expensive for our union guys to produce.

    • dpiller21

      November 9, 2012 at 7:30 am

      @Aazimar Any union skilled laborer / tradesman is worth more on a pure job level than any factory line worker.  Bottom line, if you are on welfare / govt. assistance its almost time for your vacation to be over you FUCKS.  Time to get to work at the factory you retards.  Insert part A into part B ALLLLLL DAAAAYYYYY.  enjoy!

      • Aazimar

        November 9, 2012 at 9:28 am

        @dpiller21  @Aazimar
         I totally agree.  It would only strengthen the economy to get some welfare recip’s back on the work line in some capacity.  Honestly though, American’s aren’t building the higher end chinese goods due to labor unions.  Lets see, they can pay some union worker $25.00/hour to put together an iphone that a chinese guy will take $3.00/hour to build.  Oh yeah, EPA and OSHA in China?  Don’t think so.

  7. dpiller21

    November 9, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Wait, you are suggesting that poverty level Americans should WORK for their money!?!?! thats insanity.  Their poor fingers will hurt.  Heaven forbid we have anyone with any level of discomfort in their job.

    • Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D

      November 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

      @dpiller21 Amazing, the working class has been propagandized by the capitalist class into believing it doesn’t even work. Bizarre.

  8. Chocolate thunder

    November 9, 2012 at 7:42 am

    No overseas shipping and no union labor does that mean price drop………Did Fez upgrade his phone. On the man hunt come to Philly and go to Woody’s on 13th st but beware of the Sansom theatre. There is a lot of party poppers and man juice….

  9. Jagger_Lover

    November 9, 2012 at 7:54 am

    Detroit…one of the few places Americans will work for $10.00/ hr…
    Cheap labor…cheap real estate…no levies…Price Drop? Not likely

    • BadNewsJeff

      November 9, 2012 at 8:34 am

      @Jagger_Lover
       We start guys at $8.00 an hour at the lumber yard, whether they drive forklifts or just sling boards.  I think a lot of people in northern union-heavy cities have a skewed view of what prices Americans will work for.  And yes, we have lots of black guys, believe it or not, that come to work every day for that wage.

      • Toin Coss

        November 9, 2012 at 9:02 am

        @BadNewsJeff  @Jagger_Lover
         How’s that former Caddy…Danny Noonan Working out in the Lumbar Yard?

    • John in va

      November 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

      @Jagger_Lover at least you all have the cool hardcore pawn show.. but fuck i wanta stuff my cock up that guys sister dumbb as bitchhh. Lolol

  10. madtowntom

    November 9, 2012 at 8:22 am

    its a start. cmon textiles, steel,beef,ag, etc… we dont need ‘new jobs’ we need the ones that Left ,back, and a middle class wage to go with them .

  11. Scott_Chandwater

    November 9, 2012 at 10:32 am

    sign in store window…we accept yen.

  12. OP4

    November 9, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Foxconn is “exploring plans”. 
     
    They will be done exploring after they meet with the EPA, IRS, OSHA, the Dept. of Labor, and their state equivalents wherever they are thinking of setting up shop.

  13. Aria Taint

    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Now hiring coopers, woodrights, tanners, cattlemen, cabinet makers. It’s a start..

  14. Ziggy Stardust

    November 9, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Soooo, we’re now China’s Mexico. Way to go assholes !

  15. Docintoxicated

    November 9, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    “Detroit: America’s Bad Neighborhood”

  16. Chris from Detroit

    November 9, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    Say what you will about Detroit but we still have a hell of a labor force that can get shit done. (Mostly from the suburbs though). Our hands are too big and meaty to put together some pussy-ass iPads n shit. We like to build cars n fuckin tanks bitches!

  17. roadgnome

    November 9, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    cool we finally made to 3rd world status

  18. Henduey

    June 19, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    Chris from Detroit American have ahbig ahpenis

    • Henduey

      June 19, 2013 at 1:02 pm

      Chris from Detroit Sooo big

  19. treekiller

    August 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    The first time the workers try to unionize, The Chinese factory will shutter.  In china you can disappear if you fight the system. in Detroit the unions have chosen plant closure over a pay cut several times, then blamed the Company.  Watch the 1st 15 min of Detroitopia.