Facebook Announces: Couples Pages!

That’s right, now you and your loved one can be one of “those couples” online! Chronicle your relationship from first date straight through to ugly break up.  Annoy your friends with useless details like favorite song of the day, and cute pet names you are calling each other.  You can also now stalk your ex and see how she is doing with her new partner all in one place too. Hooray!!

Read more on elitedaily.com.


  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 13, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    Will there be a go fuck yourself button…

  2. Sonnytax

    November 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    WHAT’S NEXT? PAGES FOR GAYS! ..what is this world coming to ..am I right,people??!!

  3. HoneydewWilkins

    November 13, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Myspace, please take me back baby, I don’t know what I was thinking! I’m sorry!

  4. SarahMcSmokeyPants

    November 13, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    This is great news, I don’t think I’m smothering my husband adequately, this way I can mesh our identities completely.

  5. K Dubya

    November 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    So is it Fez and Paul-O or Pual-O and Fez?

  6. Toin Coss

    November 14, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Considering 60% of these couples will end up Divorced (if they actually get married), the genius of Zuckerberg continues to ruin what might otherwise been our everyday normal lives!?

  7. Philosaraptor

    November 14, 2012 at 9:46 am

    GOD DAMMIT!! Now how the hell am I supposed to fuck all my Married high school ex girlfriends!!!

    • OllieInChicago

      November 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

      @Philosaraptor  E. E. Cummings would be furious with this post.

  8. shrekkalove

    November 14, 2012 at 10:51 am


  9. jerkaruso

    November 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm


  10. Drippy Granny

    November 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Well, we’re one step closer to people marrying animals and getting couples Facebook pages. Good job you anti-God sinners destroying America

    • Drippy Granny

      November 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm

      Slippery slope!

  11. bmqq316

    November 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Good…know I can “unfriend” two at a time.

  12. GSE970

    November 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Now the new couple can bombard you with requests for unicorn hats and lightning wands.  Facebook games!

  13. HomoQueersicle

    November 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Too far.