Facebook Announces: Couples Pages!


That’s right, now you and your loved one can be one of “those couples” online! Chronicle your relationship from first date straight through to ugly break up.  Annoy your friends with useless details like favorite song of the day, and cute pet names you are calling each other.  You can also now stalk your ex and see how she is doing with her new partner all in one place too. Hooray!!

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14 comments
GSE970
GSE970

Now the new couple can bombard you with requests for unicorn hats and lightning wands.  Facebook games!  

bmqq316
bmqq316

Good...know I can "unfriend" two at a time.

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

Well, we're one step closer to people marrying animals and getting couples Facebook pages. Good job you anti-God sinners destroying America

Philosaraptor
Philosaraptor

GOD DAMMIT!! Now how the hell am I supposed to fuck all my Married high school ex girlfriends!!!

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Considering 60% of these couples will end up Divorced (if they actually get married), the genius of Zuckerberg continues to ruin what might otherwise been our everyday normal lives!?

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

This is great news, I don't think I'm smothering my husband adequately, this way I can mesh our identities completely.

HoneydewWilkins
HoneydewWilkins

Myspace, please take me back baby, I don't know what I was thinking! I'm sorry!

Sonnytax
Sonnytax

WHAT'S NEXT? PAGES FOR GAYS! ..what is this world coming to ..am I right,people??!!