Every Florida Story We’ve Posted, So Far
It’s not all bad, batshit crazy news, but there sure is a lot of it. Great job Florida. You’re the first state to earn its own box.
Plane Crashes in Florida Parking Lot
More Good Florida News! Florida Man Brings Teen Son to Torch Exes Car !
Hey Florida! Here Comes Mega Mosquitoes!
Here’s The Sinkhole That Swallowed A Man While He Slept
Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria’s “Letter to our Fans”
Florida Judge Approves Birth Certificate Listing Three Parents
Florida Getting Even More Breastraunts
High School Recruit’s Signing Day Delayed By Mom
In Florida You Can Get a DUI While Indoors
Florida Back in the Weirdness Lead
Always Check If You Have Old Warrants
Guerrilla Indie Feature Film Shot at Walt Disney World
Florida Cannibals! Man Bites Off Girlfriend’s Thumb!
Fla Teacher Offers A Humski to Cop After DUI
FloriDUH’s Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of Sex Gone Bad
5th Grader Starts For Florida High School’s Varsity Basketball Team
5K Obstacle Course Zombie Race
Fla Man Says Anti-Bestiality Law Is Unconstitutional.
Florida “First in Great White Slide”
It Was the Pork Chops That Done Him In
Michael Jordan Building a $12.4 Million Cigar-Smoking PARADISE
In New York, Police Buy The Homeless Shoes. Here’s What They Do In Florida.
Casey Anthony’s Google Records Revealed
Florida: Finally, Woman Arrested Over Ride on Manatee
19 (and counting) Black Friday Videos to Make You Shake Your Head at Your Fellow Man
Woman Arrested After Putting Child in Headlock
Florida Man (no surprise there) Kills Himself Over Obama Reelection
Orlando Gun Range Allows Customers to Shoot at Each Other
Romney Campaign: We Lost Florida
Woman Arrested At Florida Starbucks For Getting Too Foamy
The Purity Of Youth Athletics Has Been Tarnished
Pastor Beaten to Death With Electric Guitar
Florida Teen Trying To Impress Colleges With Stunt Doesn’t.
Nine Year Old Girl Mistaken for Skunk at Halloween Party, Shot By Relative
Florida is Only State Urging to Outlaw Eating Bugs and Worms
Free Sex Show Shut Down in Florida Restaurant
This Hotline Won’t Give You Medical Advice, But It Will Make You Feel Better
If You’re Missing A Giant Eyeball, Florida Has It. Of Course.
Time Share CEO Threatens To Fire People If Obama Gets Reelected
Hey Florida? Got Another Crazy News Story For Us? (video added)
Mitt Romney Gets Face Wiped in Florida
Coast Guard Offloads $36M in Cocaine, Marijuana in St. Pete
People in Fla Cannot Drive in the Rain
Delray Beach Out-Bloombergs Bloomberg: Smokers Need Not Apply
400 Pounds of Weed Washes Up on Florida Shore
Why Not Say Happy Birthday With a Live Gator!?
Florida Wants the Paddle Back In Schools
Idiot Tries to Buy Beer With Bartenders Stolen Credit Card
Florida Woman Pulls Gun During Sex in Moving Car
Here’s Something You Don’t See Everyday. A Streaker Who Gets Away
Take The ‘Noles And Give Up The 70 1/2 Points
High Florida Teen Calls 911 Over Scary Dreams
Got a Warrant Out For Your Arrest!? Here’s What Not to Do.
Would You Draft this Girl in Your Fantasy High School League!?
Why Can’t We See This on Storage Wars
Watch Out Florida, Hurricane Kaissic is Coming! You Too Southern States!
Shocker! Florida The Pioneer State Invents the Butt Hole Tattoo
Walmart Groper Has Fool Proof Alibi
Oh Florida, You’ve Outdone Yourselves This Time
Florida Store Owner Opens Fire on Thieves Dressed as Police
Sarah Palin Peeling at Tampa Strip Club
Floridians Can’t Get Enough Of Manatee Sex
Florida Police Prank gets Two Cops Fired
Jaywalking is a Very Serious Offense
Florida Cops Knock on Wrong Door and Kill an Armed Man
Interview With a Very Calm Alligator Victim
Naked Zombie Attack in…. Florida
Fla. Teen Eats Mushrooms, Shoots Himself in Melon
Florida Teen Dies Playing Russian Roulette
Fla. Couple Leaves Phone Stuffed With Kiddie Porn in Walmart
Bored During a Tropical Storm!? Try Pier Jumping
Tropical Storm Debby is Visiting Florida
Former Florida Principal Goes on Stabbing Rampage
New Florida Zombie Cannibal Attack!
Truckers Chuck Piss Bottles at Trailer Park in FL
Police Kill Naked Man In Miami Who Was Eating the Face of His Victim
Video Released of Doctor Arrested for DUI in Florida. Funny, He Doesn’t Seem Drunk.
Florida, You May Have Outdone Texas
Teacher Puts Cone of Shame on Students
Boy Hit By Bus. Go Ahead and Laugh.
Camera Catches On-Duty Deputy Breaking Into Car in Disney Lot
George Zimmerman’s My Space Page!!
Hey Florida! Got Any Nutty News Today!? Yes!
George Zimmerman Tells Trayvon Martin’s Parents ‘I Am Sorry’
Florida Woman Plows Into a Publix (Warning Very Graphic Images)
Better Headlines: George Zimmerman Arrested
Warren Sapp Bankrupt but Can’t Seem to Find Some of his Assets
Good News! Armed Nazis Patrolling Sanford, Fla.
I’m Not Drunk I Just Have Incredibly Large Boobs!
Forget Dying Eggs! Dye Baby Chicks!!
We Want an Arrest. Shot in the Chest.
Beware the Taco Stealing Gator!
Crime of the Century Takes Place…You Guessed It.. In Florida
Pussy Ass Cracker Tee Shirts Now Available
Why Does Evolution Kill Black People!?
Young Black Politician Corrected on his Jay-Z Quote by a White Guy
Longest Bikini Parade in the World
Two CVS Pharmacies Sell 3 Million Oxys. Dealers Jealous.
It’s Over. Newt Picks The Giants.
Man Adopts Girlfriend..in Yep..Florida
Join College Bowl Mania and Win
Muslim Reality Show Hits All Time Lowe’s
St. Petersburg is the Saddest City in the Country!? How Sad Is It!?
Puppy Love is Now a Sex Crime in KneeJerk, America
VIDEO: Graphic Footage: Florida DOT Releases Shock Video to Curb Traffic Deaths
Children, Would You Like Curly Fries With This Class!?
Oba Chandler Executed Today — UPDATED
Is This Baseball’s Version Of Project Runway!?
Shouldn’t Florida’s Official Sport Be Gator Wrestling!?
Could You Be Fast And No Longer Furious!?
What’s Orlando, Florida’s Next Attraction!?
How Many Ways Are There To Execute Someone in Florida!?
In Tampa, Do They Just Want to “Occupy” Their Own Beds!?
What Does a Florida State Congressman Think It’s Okay to do to Dwarfs!?
What’s Florida Planning in January!? Other Than Everyone Going to Dinner at 4pm.
