I smell a new smash hit for smartphone gamers... From the makers of Angry Birds, Here Angry Hamsters. Only they fight weird Russians and the evil black sandel
Can't believe the cameraman let it draw blood. That thing would have lept at me once and then i'd be scraping it's brain matter off my shoe.
We don't know what they tried to do with the hamster ! You'd be angry too if someone tried to use you as a sex slave !
Hey you little bitch hamster, ever seen the movie Old Yeller. Sure I cried, but the animal with the rabies got a cap popped in his ass.
Ahh yes, two gopniks doing something stupid. This is a common sight in Russia and we have no equivalent . (Gopnik = guys who squat ((rather than stand)) anywhere outside a subway station or apartment building wearing track suits with dress shoes, drinking alcohol and fighting)
Russian film has a long way to go, as this is actually a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.