Even the Hamsters in Russia are Crazy

Sure the hamster is crazy but why are these two redneck Ruskies letting themselves get bit. Hampster AIDS! That’s a Chernobyl rat you goddamn idiots.

Found on thechive.com.


  1. Judge Smails

    August 14, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    Enjoy the rabies, Ivan.

  2. gavin_b

    August 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    A Russian hamster don’t take a dump without a plan, son.

  3. gavin_b

    August 14, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Russian hamsters don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.

  4. Toin Coss

    August 14, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Of course the hamster was on edge, those guys are same sex partners..aka GAY!?

    • the jerm

      August 14, 2012 at 7:17 pm

       @Toin Coss aka pedophiles?

  5. QCinnamon

    August 14, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Russian film has a long way to go, as this is actually a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. 

  6. LizSetsFire

    August 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    It’s hungry you assholes! Animals can only survive ok vodka for so long. Unless you’re a centaur…

    • Mike in Austin

      August 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm

       @LizSetsFire to be fair, i think the Tito’s bottle is still sealed

      • ecupirate

        August 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

         @Mike in Austin Centaur’s system can’t handle fine Vodka, he drinks the cheapest shit that can run a car.

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      August 14, 2012 at 6:22 pm

      @LizSetsFire All the sexy centaur needs is a lovely unicorn, preferably male…

    • TwizzlesMcNasty

      August 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm

       I don’t know how long someone can pull it off even with the heart of a horse.

  7. Greatly Fatigued

    August 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Ahh yes, two gopniks doing something stupid.  This is a common sight in Russia and we have no equivalent . (Gopnik = guys who squat ((rather than stand)) anywhere outside a subway station or apartment building wearing track suits with dress shoes, drinking alcohol and fighting)

    • zel

      August 14, 2012 at 6:19 pm

      @Greatly Fatigued and don’t forget the gold necklaces..
      If they’re Georgian.

      • Greatly Fatigued

        August 14, 2012 at 6:25 pm

         @zel  @Greatly Yes, or Chechen!

  8. archg2

    August 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    I’ve never seen an agressive hamster before, with that rabbid growl.

  9. Sackman

    August 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    That little fuck is on bath salts… You gotta shoot for the head!

  10. ecupirate

    August 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Russia now takes the lead over florida in the battle of craziest place on earth

    • Punk0

      August 15, 2012 at 6:54 am

       @ecupirate Yes, but the system for counting votes is more reliable in Russia.

  11. zel

    August 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    If teenage mutant ninja hamsters were real.

  12. Narc Zito

    August 14, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    Why do I want to don a Black Mesa outfit and smack that thing with a crowbar?

  13. Mikfin

    August 14, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Hey you little bitch hamster, ever seen the movie Old Yeller.  Sure I cried, but the animal with the rabies got a cap popped in his ass.

  14. Shaggyballz74

    August 14, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    I’m starting an underground Hamster fighting league. Im gonna Michael Vick this shit son

  15. galactictraveler

    August 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    We don’t know what they tried to do with the hamster ! You’d be angry too if someone tried to use you as a sex slave !

  16. Linuxdood

    August 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    More rabies please!

  17. jwbudro

    August 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    i would be fighting too if i though i was going in some drunken Russian ass. 

  18. violentXtremist

    August 14, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    That hamster came out of that guys ass swingin! I ain’t goin back, man!!!

  19. Murph in GA

    August 14, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Meanwhile in America, people dont fuck with rabid forest creatures. Why are we so successful…?

  20. Murph in GA

    August 14, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    In Soviet Russia, hamsters own YOU!!!

    • MontanaSteve

      August 15, 2012 at 8:55 am

      Damn.  Beat me to it.  Watta Country!

  21. Cletus from Brooklyn

    August 14, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    So a Hampster is more ghetto…

  22. Chris from VA

    August 14, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    That mini-beast deserves the “Chester treatment”.

  23. Pool Keepers Son

    August 14, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang

  24. RobbyRob

    August 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    hamster with rabies……always HYSTERICAL….

  25. jerkstoresean

    August 14, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    I must scrape you

  26. eddynasty

    August 14, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    PTSD from two tours in Richard Gere’s rectum.

  27. FLprodivider66

    August 14, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    He was clearly just asking for a little affection 🙂

  28. Ojisan

    August 15, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Can’t believe the cameraman let it draw blood. That thing would have lept at me once and then i’d be scraping it’s brain matter off my shoe.

  29. FLprodivider66

    August 15, 2012 at 12:28 am

    I thought hampsters were all fat and lazy?? This hampster’s clearly on the juice…

  30. FLprodivider66

    August 15, 2012 at 12:35 am

    I thought hamsters were all fat and lazy?? This hamster’s clearly on bathsalts!

  31. LinkSL1

    August 15, 2012 at 12:35 am

    “Every hamster is Kung Foo fighting.”

  32. Biggshow

    August 15, 2012 at 1:10 am

    I smell a new smash hit for smartphone gamers… From the makers of Angry Birds, Here Angry Hamsters. Only they fight weird Russians and the evil black sandel

  33. Biggshow

    August 15, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Best part.. When the hamster jumped at the cameraman and he run like a pansy

  34. Punk0

    August 15, 2012 at 6:56 am

    That’s no hamster. I’d recognize that voice anywhere. It’s that kid from The Road Warrior.

  35. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 15, 2012 at 7:17 am

    Are these people born with track suits?

  36. Binary Daoist

    August 15, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Poor hamster is just sick of getting fucked with.  Or jus rabidly sick.

  37. TBVickroy

    August 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

    In Russia, Hamster… (I got nothing)

  38. SkoobaDoo

    August 15, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Teddy the Asshole Cat will take care of this crazy hamster.

    • Christopher Brooklyn

      August 15, 2012 at 1:18 pm

       @SkoobaDoo Teddy would drop plates on his dumb Russian hamster ass..Teddy RULES

  39. Christopher Brooklyn

    August 15, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Kung-fu hamster

  40. bmqq316

    August 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    If that Russian’s nasty slipper doesn’t kill it, nothing will.