Even the Hamsters in Russia are Crazy


Sure the hamster is crazy but why are these two redneck Ruskies letting themselves get bit. Hampster AIDS! That’s a Chernobyl rat you goddamn idiots.

Found on thechive.com.

48 comments
bmqq316
bmqq316

If that Russian's nasty slipper doesn't kill it, nothing will.

SkoobaDoo
SkoobaDoo

Teddy the Asshole Cat will take care of this crazy hamster.

Vickroy
Vickroy

In Russia, Hamster... (I got nothing)

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

Poor hamster is just sick of getting fucked with.  Or jus rabidly sick.

Punk0
Punk0

That's no hamster. I'd recognize that voice anywhere. It's that kid from The Road Warrior.

Biggshow
Biggshow

Best part.. When the hamster jumped at the cameraman and he run like a pansy

Biggshow
Biggshow

I smell a new smash hit for smartphone gamers... From the makers of Angry Birds, Here Angry Hamsters. Only they fight weird Russians and the evil black sandel

LinkSL1
LinkSL1

"Every hamster is Kung Foo fighting."

FLpro
FLpro

I thought hamsters were all fat and lazy?? This hamster's clearly on bathsalts!

Ojisan
Ojisan

Can't believe the cameraman let it draw blood. That thing would have lept at me once and then i'd be scraping it's brain matter off my shoe.

FLpro
FLpro

He was clearly just asking for a little affection :)

eddynasty
eddynasty

PTSD from two tours in Richard Gere's rectum.

RobbyRob
RobbyRob

hamster with rabies......always HYSTERICAL....

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang

Chris from VA
Chris from VA

That mini-beast deserves the "Chester treatment".

Murph in GA
Murph in GA

In Soviet Russia, hamsters own YOU!!!

Murph in GA
Murph in GA

Meanwhile in America, people dont fuck with rabid forest creatures. Why are we so successful...?

violentXtremist
violentXtremist

That hamster came out of that guys ass swingin! I ain't goin back, man!!!

 

 

jwbudro
jwbudro

i would be fighting too if i though i was going in some drunken Russian ass. 

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

We don't know what they tried to do with the hamster ! You'd be angry too if someone tried to use you as a sex slave !

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

I'm starting an underground Hamster fighting league. Im gonna Michael Vick this shit son

Mikfin
Mikfin

Hey you little bitch hamster, ever seen the movie Old Yeller.  Sure I cried, but the animal with the rabies got a cap popped in his ass.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Why do I want to don a Black Mesa outfit and smack that thing with a crowbar?

zel
zel

If teenage mutant ninja hamsters were real.

ecupirate
ecupirate

Russia now takes the lead over florida in the battle of craziest place on earth

Sackman
Sackman

That little fuck is on bath salts... You gotta shoot for the head!

archg2
archg2

I've never seen an agressive hamster before, with that rabbid growl.

Greatly Fatigued
Greatly Fatigued

Ahh yes, two gopniks doing something stupid.  This is a common sight in Russia and we have no equivalent . (Gopnik = guys who squat ((rather than stand)) anywhere outside a subway station or apartment building wearing track suits with dress shoes, drinking alcohol and fighting)

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

It's hungry you assholes! Animals can only survive ok vodka for so long. Unless you're a centaur...

CinnamonJ
CinnamonJ

Russian film has a long way to go, as this is actually a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. 

 

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Of course the hamster was on edge, those guys are same sex partners..aka GAY!?

gavin_b
gavin_b

Russian hamsters don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Punk0
Punk0

 @ecupirate Yes, but the system for counting votes is more reliable in Russia.

zel
zel

@Greatly Fatigued and don't forget the gold necklaces.. If they're Georgian.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

@LizSetsFire All the sexy centaur needs is a lovely unicorn, preferably male...

ecupirate
ecupirate

 @Mike in Austin Centaur's system can't handle fine Vodka, he drinks the cheapest shit that can run a car.